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    ironwasp Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

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    Typically funny and well-written piece in today's Onion in which Bill Parcells explains that he's never liked the game.

    My own favourite line: "The worst part of my success was that it meant if I wanted any kind of successful career, I had no choice but to spend my time dealing with really stellar guys like Drew Bledsoe, Lawrence Taylor, Keyshawn Johnson, and Terrell Owens," Parcells said in an effort to explain his often fractious relationship with most of his players. "Solid-gold citizens, football players. If they're not boring as hell, they're arrogant drug-crazed felons."

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