Got a chuckle out of this and they seem to be in short supply this week, so I'd thought I'd share: Sneak Preview: Sean Salisburyâ€™s ESPN Tell-All The Elitist Jerks' Sports Information Collective My faves: Definitely the Namath bit and then maybe the Dicky V. hates Duke one. Warning: The Clayton bit may give you mental images you would really rather live without. I know it did to me. On a related note, we really need a vomit smiley. Blurrrghh.