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  1. PATSNUTme

    PATSNUTme Paranoid Homer Moderator Staff Member PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Having Tyler Faith post here has been cause for reflection.

    There is no doubt that I could have been a Porn Star if I wanted to.

    Thanks for listening.
     
  2. Mike the Brit

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    Note that enthusiasm for a product does not qualify someone as a producer. Do you have further evidence for your claim (please feel free NOT to post a picture)? :)
     
  3. ClosingTime

    ClosingTime On the Game Day Roster

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    I always suspected such a thing "Nut". Pitching and catching?
    Not that there's anything wrong with that.
     
  4. RoadGrader

    RoadGrader Practice Squad Player

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    oh yeah, P_N-me?........

    post some pics of yo bad self and we'll be the judge of that

    (don't be posting any of those John Holmes ones neither, that stiff)
     
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    dryheat44 Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

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    It's funny to hear you say that. That's how I used to answer the question "What do you want to be when you grow up?" when I was a lad. I nearly killed my Grandmother.
     
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    This is high on my list of threads I'd rather not have ever existed :D
     
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    Doesn't this belong in the baseball forum with all the other pretenders to superior athletic ability?
     
  8. 14thDragon

    14thDragon Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    I always wanted to write and direct porn. But it is all about who you know. :(
     
  9. marty

    marty In the Starting Line-Up

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    :rofl: :rofl: ...You get the gold star Tune!!!!
     
  10. T-ShirtDynasty

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    Alright, I'll PM it. You prudes. ;)


    Damn you all and your standards.
     
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    ....Or who you blow. ;)
     
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    you could probably at least get into the industry as a fluffer

    or perhaps a jizz-mopper

    :woohoo:
     
  13. PATSNUTme

    PATSNUTme Paranoid Homer Moderator Staff Member PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Please forgive me for starting this thread.

    [​IMG]
     
  14. Alk

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    Now we're talking about porn? This foum needs some standards.
     
  15. PatsWorldChamps

    PatsWorldChamps Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

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    i agree! we need to decide if we want both hardcore AND softcore... and should we include girl on girl action? we'll also need to decide if we are including only professional porn, or should we include Girls Gone Wild type videos. we need standards!
     
  16. PATSNUTme

    PATSNUTme Paranoid Homer Moderator Staff Member PatsFans.com Supporter

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    You weren't in invited to the standards meeting?
     
  17. PatsWorldChamps

    PatsWorldChamps Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

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    he must have been in the "how to create funny ty law titles" seminar
     
  18. Miss Gomezcat

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    :rofl: . I believe that both also require the use of "performance enhancers" for the players to be at their best.

    Edit: I forgot that Miss Gcat had logged in. Oops.
     
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    Nut...not to burst your bubble but you can't just jam a Whizzinator (http://www.whizzinator.com/) down your shorts...at some point, you would need to use it. I don't think they make the ingredient you need for it... :rofl:
     
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    Finally moved to where it belongs. Jeez!! :rolleyes:
     

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