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  1. Box_O_Rocks

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    Heh T, the fly fishing can't be that great! Wazzup?
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    its black fly season in maine--he's in a bunker no doubt
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    #75 Jersey

    Yes, he seemed to walk out of our lives without even a Valentines Day card.

    Also, what happened to FBN. It gets loney being the only nut here.
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    Was it T-Shirt who had a heart-related scare a little while back or am I thinking of someone else or am I just completely off the wall. Hopefully it's door #3:confused:
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    FBN had that sex change operation that kept him off the boards for awhile. I'm wondering if he's back in Denmark getting the upgrade?


    I thought T-shirt was fishing for black flies? Is he fishing for house flies now? I'm so confused.
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    With you lad, I'll always vote for door #3. I know T had some medical issue, but I thought it was from a high THC count in his blood stream.
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    Is this true, I heard this before and thought it was a joke. If it is true is it from M to F or F to M.
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    I was wondering myself where he's been. Hope all is well and am looking forward to his next wallpaper as I'm sick and tired of my Chargers one!!!!
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    Gospel, J6P and PWP both slept with him to verify it, it doesn't get any more authoritative than that. I'm not sure if FBN knows what sex he is anymore, I'm still not sure he started out human.
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    I've been wondering about that for awhile too. I sent him a PM around the first of the year and he hasn't responded. Unfortunately he has on the invisible browsing option so it's impossible to tell if he's logged in recently. He last posted on Jan. 27.
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    Nice,so he's in Mexico. I look forward to his posts! :singing:
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    The last I heard from him he said he was swamped with work, whatever that is.

    But up in "The County", 'swamped with work" means an ususally big potato harvest. It's way too early for that.

    By the way Box, up here in Maine "fishing for black flies" involves having your finger in your ear a lot.
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    Thanks! I'd always heard you were just digging "taters" so I appreciate the update on the local dialect.
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    According to shmessy, he's been drowning in work.

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    Serves him right then, sheesh, poor little black flies with nothing but Moose butt to nibble.
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    Another day and still no parole.
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    DAY THREE OF THE CRISIS IN AROOSTOOK

    by B. O'Rocks

    AROOSTOOK - While geopolitical experts differ on whether the region is Northern Maine, Western New Brunswick, or Southern Quebec, the reality of a dramatic and tense hostage crisis weighs heavily on the minds of Patriots' fans starved for quality off-season entertainment.
    Dubbed the "Black Fly Bunker" crisis by wags huddled with frosty Samuel Adam's products, the situation reminds this reporter of the stem-winding pressure of a curling championship in Regina or Duluth. No greater human drama, short of a White House cigar story, could compete for the national attention.
    With no end in sight, micro-breweries, pizza delivery companies, and all night donut shops are doing a brisk business as the public waits to learn the fate of the saintly, if syphilitic, T-shirtdynasty. A personal guru to a small, unwashed, yet verbally abusive contingent of followers of the prophet Ian Logue. Negotiators claim he remains imprisoned behind stacks of paper airplanes and an ancient personal computer running Microsuck DOS, while hordes of growers from the Hempville Glaucoma Medical Garden seek frantically for a resolution to this national nightmare.
    President Bush and Canadian Prime Minister Harper remain in constant contact through a dedicated cold line, receiving irregular updates from the Greenland Militia peacekeepers called in to quell the unrest in the region. A telephone-conference with the USA's Senior Hostage Negotiator is expected later tonight.
    Due to security reasons, the negotiator's identity is protected. He or she will wear an ostrich feather mask and voluminious saffron yellow cloak, while loudly eating garlic flavored pita chips to further conceal his or her appearance and voice during the telephone-conference. The Senior Negotiator answers only to the State Department supplied code name of "shmessy" during these discussions with the media and fast food takeout employees. The Canadian Senior Hostage Negotiator will speak tomorrow afternoon from Novia Scotia once he sobers up and learns he lost the drinking contest.
    Updates will follow as the situation changes or the liquor improves.

    © PATSNUTMe 23 Hour Driving Range and News Bureau
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    They found this avatar next to Mooseheadmuguntuckie Stream surrounded by black flies and hulapopper lure.

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    It's not looking good!
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    Ok Box, I nominate you for the most insightful news report of the year!
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    Excellent work, Box. :D

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