OT Best or Weirdest Fortune Cookie words

[Lloyd_Christmas]

What is the best, strangest, or just most interesting fortune you have gotten?

Someone mentioned gambling on Chinese food in another thread and it made me think of Cool or Weird Fortune Cookie messages.

I always get typical ones, but people with me seem to get interesting ones.

The best one ever was: "You will be fortunate in everything you do."

My friend who got that one refuses to this day to read another fortune from a fortune cookie cuz he says that you can't top that one.

The weirdest one was: "Quick! Make circles with mints. Do not wait!"

I still have no idea what the hell that is supposed to mean

 

[primetime]

"Your fortune is in another cookie."

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

"That wasn't Chicken"

 

[edzo44]

"We've upped our standards, so up yours"

 

[borg]

And then..........And then.........And thennnnnnn....

 

[JoeSixPat]

"That wasn't Chicken"

that's my favorite too

Runners up:

"You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial"

and

"The price of stamps will grow ever higher"

The best actual fortune I ever got read "Expect the unexpected"

OK... good advice... but wait... if I expect the unexpected, then its not unexpected anymore, is it? So I shouldn't expect that - I should expect something else.... but wait... now I'm not expecting that one anymore, so I SHOULD expect it, shouldn't I?

Whoa!!!!

 

[dryheat44]

"You will find Happiness in a new love"

Followed by:

"Stick with your wife"

Luckily, desserts aren't always right.

 

[Harrison37]

Old Chinese Proverb say: Man who pass gas in church, sit on pew.

 

[tatepatsfan]

Sitting in the dorm room with only my roomate:

"Give a kiss to the person sitting next to you"

And once at a restaurant with all my friends and my girlfriend sitting next to me:

"Your future with your wife will be wonderful"

 

[Michael]

And of course you're always suppose to add "in bed" to the end of the fortune.

 

[chowder]

"You like Chinese food"

Amazing!!! How did they know? lol

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

And of course you're always suppose to add "in bed" to the end of the fortune.

But of course....

Played that game at a work lunch. My fortune was, "Your friends respect your expertise." IN BED. We laughed til we cried.

 

[Patters]

"More pineapple please."

A friend of mine got one that said, "A wife is like a gong. You have to learn to beat her."

 

[chris_in_sunnyvale]

"You are not 10 pounds overweight. You are 3 months pregnant."

My 10yr old sister got this. My heavyset aunt sitting next to her joked, "You must have got mine."

Regards,
Chris

 

[nukin]

"Congrats, you now have anthrax poisening!"

 

[fillip]

I got an insulting fortune once. I didn't know they did those.

 

[bort]

ha, funny thread

i was doing electrical work one summer as a summer job, and definitely not qualified. we went out for chinese for lunch one day...

i got "your stupidity is a danger"

 

[nukin]

"You will post on a cheerleader thread today!"

 

[Bill's Girl]

Mine said: Sometimes you feel like a Nut...... Wonder what THAT meant!

 

[nukin]

Mine said: Sometimes you feel like a Nut...... Wonder what THAT meant!

In Bed


"Your going to get fat, and loose your hair" (In Bed)