OT: April fools article Felger and Mazz married

[Don_the_patfan]

Dont normally post anything of this nature but this had me rolling.

Felger, Mazz Married In Intimate Ceremony?

During the vows – which each groom wrote – Felger announced, “Tony, you march to the beat of your own drummer. You strike out on your own. You carve out your own niche and create your own path. You are not a company man.”

To which Mazz responded, “Yeah, Mike. You’re absolutely right,” and started crying.

Sal Paolantonio of ESPN asked if Belichick knew what kind of cake it was, who baked it, and if it had been properly prepared for the wedding.

“I just don’t know anything about that,” Belichick said. “That’s not for me to say. Not my cake. I’m not a baker. I’m sure you’ll get an update around the same time we do.”

 

[PP2]

And if they had both died in a car accident and gone straight to hell, the devil would suddenly start attending church to get out of hell.

 

[goheels22002]

It's nice to see that Mazz has translated his rise from a newspaper reporter to exclusively being a talk show host to something as tangible as having Felger as his trophy husband.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

I thought they already were. . . .

 

[PatsDeb]

All I have to say about this is, God it's the slow season....

 

[JoeSixPat]

Call me paranoid but I've always wondered if one day we'll find out that all this time April Fools Day has been on April 2nd rather than April 1st.

 

[resdubwhite]

THis is too good an opprtunity but I have to ask.

Which one is the *****? *



*Apologies ladies. Sometimes the lowest common denominator is too much to pass up?