If you ask Patjew, he will tell you that Ian is the lovechild of Adam Steward and Chuck Norris, so I would be careful if I were you, making such an outlandish claim.. You may get a visit from Chuck Norris, not someone to mess around with.
For example some little known facts about Chuck Norris:
When the boogieman goes to sleep at night, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris can close a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he DECIDES what time it is.