Adam Seward is available, cut by the Jags

[Frezo]

Re: Adam Seward is available, cut by the Jags

I'm pretty sure Adam Seward is my dad.

Can I sleep over?

 

[glm]

Re: Adam Seward is available, cut by the Jags

Can I sleep over?

Sure. Everyone is invited.

 

[stcjones]

Re: Adam Seward is available, cut by the Jags

I'm pretty sure Adam Seward is my dad.

you are just praying that the legendary A. Seward is your daddy!!!!!

 

[SidelineSid]

Re: Adam Seward is available, cut by the Jags

I'm jumping on this band wagon just for kicks. I hope we bring him in. This board will get a huge laugh out of it.

 

[Patspsycho]

Re: Adam Seward is available, cut by the Jags

I'm pretty sure Adam Seward is my dad.

If you ask Patjew, he will tell you that Ian is the lovechild of Adam Steward and Chuck Norris, so I would be careful if I were you, making such an outlandish claim.. You may get a visit from Chuck Norris, not someone to mess around with.

For example some little known facts about Chuck Norris:

When the boogieman goes to sleep at night, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris can close a revolving door.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he DECIDES what time it is.

 

[Patjew]

Re: Adam Seward is available, cut by the Jags

If you ask Patjew, he will tell you that Ian is the lovechild of Adam Steward and Chuck Norris, so I would be careful if I were you, making such an outlandish claim.. You may get a visit from Chuck Norris, not someone to mess around with.

So this means that glm is Ian's half-brother!

 

[Angry Man]

Re: Adam Seward is available, cut by the Jags

Adam Seward is going to kill Jack Bauer.... and Jim Halpert.

I should also mention that Adam Seward did in fact Kill Bill.

 

[Patjew]

Re: Adam Seward is available, cut by the Jags

Some minoir additions:

For example some little known facts about Chuck Norris and Adam Seward:

When the boogieman goes to sleep at night, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris and then Adam Seward beats the crap out of him.

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding inside Adam Seward.

Chuck Norris can close a revolving door with Adam Seward's wiener.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink Adam Seward's urine.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he DECIDES what time it is based on the location of Adam Seward in the sky.

 

[Patriot_in_NY]

Re: Adam Seward is available, cut by the Jags

If Adam Seward was on the team, no way we go for it on 4th and 2.

I agree. Total stats or averages are meaningless. Had he been on the team, BB would have punted knowing Seward would have made that one crucial tackle, be it a sack or a 4th down stuff, that would have sealed the win.

Bullsh!t................. If we had Adam, we'd never have been in that postion. Nothing but 1st down or touchdowns on every offensive snap. He would bring that last bit of greatness out of Brady............ the part he can't reach himself.

Only Adam has the key.

 

[miDeuce]

Re: Adam Seward is available, cut by the Jags

Junior Seau will be cut tomorrow. Just give Seward #55, he's worthy. Hello Super Bowl 44!!

 

[ALP]

Re: Adam Seward is available, cut by the Jags

this is the reason we have not won a superbowl lately....

once A.S. joins us, all will be laid out for the taking

 

[Hardboiled]

Re: Adam Seward is available, cut by the Jags

Junior Seau will be cut tomorrow. Just give Seward #55, he's worthy. Hello Super Bowl 44!!

45, 46, 47...

Many Lombardi trophies to come.

Strike that - many Seward trophies to come.

 

[SammyBlueCat]

Re: Adam Seward is available, cut by the Jags

The Red Sox had Lou Merloni for several years so the Patriots absolutely must acquire Adam Seward.

 

[Feep50]

Re: Adam Seward is available, cut by the Jags

is it just a rumour that Adam Seward tackled water buffalo as a boy learning to walk?

Adam Seward puts the fluff in a fluffernutter sandwich.......

 

[fumbrunner]

Re: Adam Seward is available, cut by the Jags

I heard that TFB is giving up Giselle for Seward. Any truth to that?:singing:

That would be one hell of a lovechild

 

[Adam Seward]

Re: Adam Seward is available, cut by the Jags

Oh great one; we are not worthy!

 

[Feep50]

Re: Adam Seward is available, cut by the Jags

I heard that TFB is giving up Giselle for Seward. Any truth to that?:singing:

It's a FACT! :singing:

 

[nashvillepatsfan]

Re: Adam Seward is available, cut by the Jags

For those of you who do not know about the greatness of A.S., here's the thread that will explain everything;

http://www.patsfans.com/new-england...8-ilb-adam-seward-merged-old-2008-thread.html

Yes, its 79 pages long, but you must read the entire thread. This will answer all your questions. Ever wonder how Ian could be the love child of Chuck Norris, and A.S.???? Ever wonder why our defense couldnt make a stop for the last 3 years? Ever wonder why Gisele chose Tommy over A.S. ? Ever wonder about the airspeed velocity of an african swallow?

Read the thread

 

[Patspsycho]

Re: Adam Seward is available, cut by the Jags

When Adam seward has his own thread, it immediately gets a five star rating.

 

[Fencer]

Re: Adam Seward is available, cut by the Jags

Chuck Norris owns an Adam Seward jersey. However, he doesn't wear it, because he doesn't regard himself as worthy to.

If you ask Patjew, he will tell you that Ian is the lovechild of Adam Steward and Chuck Norris, so I would be careful if I were you, making such an outlandish claim.. You may get a visit from Chuck Norris, not someone to mess around with.

For example some little known facts about Chuck Norris:

When the boogieman goes to sleep at night, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris can close a revolving door.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he DECIDES what time it is.