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    Re: Everyone At Hospital Already Hates Wes Welker

    Super-classic!

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    Re: Everyone At Hospital Already Hates Wes Welker

    You gotta love the Onion.....
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    Re: Everyone At Hospital Already Hates Wes Welker

    :rofl:

    I hope this puts a smile on Welker's face. :)
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    Re: Everyone At Hospital Already Hates Wes Welker

    That is awesome. Sheer hilarity!:singing:
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    Re: Everyone At Hospital Already Hates Wes Welker

    Haha, awesome! My favorite:

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    Re: Everyone At Hospital Already Hates Wes Welker

    Do you think he reads these message boards?
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    Re: Everyone At Hospital Already Hates Wes Welker

    He certainly has the time, now.
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    Re: Everyone At Hospital Already Hates Wes Welker

    That was funny. It fits Welker perfectly to
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    Re: Everyone At Hospital Already Hates Wes Welker

    I don't know, but I'm sure he'll hear about this Onion article from his friends.
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    Re: Everyone At Hospital Already Hates Wes Welker

    Just epic. That writer knows how Welker thinks and feels.
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    BOSTON—Though injured New England Patriots wide receiver Wes Welker has only been in the hospital for five days, doctors, nurses, support staff, and fellow patients told reporters Thursday that the extremely passionate and determined Welker has already annoyed the hell out of everyone.

    "That guy is just the worst," Welker's orthopedic surgeon Dr. Henry Myles said after a diagnostic checkup Tuesday. "He suffers a torn MCL and ACL in his left knee, he can barely walk, and he just keeps saying things like, 'When am I going to get back in there, doc?' and 'Just tape it up, I'll be fine.' This whole obsession with showing us how intense and driven he is 24 hours a day really has to stop."


    Everyone At Hospital Already Hates Wes Welker | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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    Re: Everyone At Hospital Already Hates Wes Welker

    ZING!

    Good stuff.
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    Now that's wicked good stuff. You know you've made it when the Onion parodies you. :D
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    It was funnier when I posted it :)
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    Where'd the original thread go?
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    Good find.. did not know Onion had a sports page...
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    That is comedy GOLD...........:)
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    "I consider myself a very patient person," hospital janitor Mike Clemens said. "But Mr.. Welker has pushed me to my limit. He told me that my mopping routes were sloppy, and that if I maybe showed a little more heart out there I could get a few more crucial feet out of each swab."

    Thats the best part.
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    Thats 1 step in the right direction. Next thing he'll be telling patients next to him after hearing bad news "it is what it is" "you have no control over that"!!! Classic!!!
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