Anwar Oil A lot of slobbering, wailing, slopping and blubbering went on when drilling for oil was suggested up yonder in Alaska, the Granola Eaters started wringing their hands and wetting their pants as they sobbed about polar Bears and Caribou. Loons also slobber over Wolves: I just watched something on the Discovery Channel that made me say to myself âJesusâ, a wolf went running into a herd of Caribou and cut a small calf out of the herd and started chasing it, the calf held itâs own for quite awhile and I thought that it might escape but eventually the Wolf caught up with the poor little bastard he grabbed itâs tail and the little baby caribou went down, they were both exhausted, the Wolf stood there panting and looking around the little Caribou just lay there doing nothing, then after a few minutes the f-cking wolf started to chew on the caribouâs rectum while it was still alive with itâs little eyes bugging out trying to breath, the Wolf was eating the caribou through itâs still living throbbing a$s hole then up through itâs bowels to itâs stomach, the little caribou was squealing calling for itâs mommy, but mommy couldnât help now. Loony Oil Haters also have a love affair with Wolves, WHY DO WE NEED WOLVES all they are good for is killing other animals and eating them, we have millions of dogs, they live with us, if Loons are worried about Caribou donât go after Sarah Palin and the Oil Men, kill the god damn wolves and buy a German Shepard. The Oilmen will treat the Caribou far better than the Wolf does. Release The Wolf tra la la twiddle dee dee, mush mush: Somewhere in Montana a pasty faced dip sh!t google eyed babbling Loon turns a Wolf loose then has an orgasm as the wolf trots off into the woods, watching all this sh!t from behind a blackjack tree is a Cattle Rancher, as soon as the Loon stops masturbating and leaves the Rancher blows the f-cking wolfs head off and throws him off a cliff. GET THE OIL then buy a dog.