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  1. Harry Boy

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    I hope some of you more radical politically correct won’t try to dissect this and turn it into the race card because it isn’t meant to be it is humanity at it’s finest, people helping people regardless of race or religion.

    My friend Sally (neighbors wife) as I have mentioned before has only One Tit, Sally lost one of her tits in a fishing accident when she was 68 years old, but she is a good women, she has been on a Breast Transplant list for over a year, three weeks ago she received a call from The Maine Medical Center in Portland telling her they had a donor and were all prepared to do the transplant, a women had been killed when she hit a Moose and the Moose came through her windshield, luckily the women’s breasts weren’t damaged.

    Sally is home now, and the Doctors told her that there doesn’t seem to be any problem with the “New Tit” being rejected by her immune system, the new breast is slightly larger than Sally’s other breast but she said “she didn’t mind”.

    I am very excited, Sally called me this morning and said she would meet me out in my garage, she wanted me to see her “New Tit”, I can’t wait to see it, this will be something new for me.

    The donor, the women that was killed by the Moose, she is a new immigrant from Somalia.
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  3. Harry Boy

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    Different colored tit's, you should see them, their beautiful, the white one is smaller than the other one.
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    Dis ones looking dis way, da udder one is looking dat way....whaddya want from me?
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    Oh, I get it! It's like David Bowie's eyes...except they're tits!
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    Silly Harry, everyone knows they don't let African Americans into Maine.

    Too bad this story's fake, if true then when Sally was laying on her side she have a total Yin Yang thing going:

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    Harry did our tax dollars pay for this "cosmetic" surgery?? Maybe she had to go to Canada for her transplant, where socialized medicine might pay for it. OTOH I methinks you have been drinking again or just full of sh...it..
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    Medicare paid for most of it I paid the rest :singing:

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