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  1. ctpatsfan77

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    Because it had to be done. :D

    What's the only negative about the fact that Sebastian Vollmer can play left tackle and right tackle?

    That he can't play both simultaneously. :D

    And, oh yes: When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Sebastian Vollmer.
     
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    I am a self proclaimed Vollmerite ... let's hope he stays healthy.:)
     
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    How milquetoast a Vollmerite are you. Why the hell not?
     
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    I forgot. :ugh: Vollmer knows how to clone himself!
     
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    If you spell Sebastian Vollmer in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
     
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    That is one BIG closet :)
     
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    Vollmer starts at Superbowl !!!

    Only one patriot starts at the Superbowl: Sebastian Vollmer !

    During the conference call (pats hp) the biggest german TV station asked SeaBass to co-host the superbowl as a "local" german expert.

    He will visit his family in germany this summer...
    He didnt met nowitzki in his live...
    tom brady doesnt invite him to a summer barbecue yet ;)

    greetings from germany,
    Torsten
     
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    Re: Vollmer starts at Superbowl !!!

    Only Vollmer could slam a revolving door shut.
     
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    Re: Vollmer starts at Superbowl !!!

    Vollmer fathers caucassian wilforks.
     
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    Vollmer can believe it's not butter.
     
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    Vollmer is so big and so fast, he sometimes gets flagged for too many men on the field.
     
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    Another one because its been done?!? :D
     
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    Vollmer is the reason Waldo is hiding.
     
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    Sebastian Vollmer simply walks into Mordor.
     
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    Vollmer doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is!
     
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    When Hulk is mad, he turns into Vollmer.
     
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    Best one so far .
     
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    Vollmer is the only person in both the known and unknown universe allowed to utter the sentence.... Adam Seward, who the f*** is he ?.... and get away with it.


    PS: I notice some of these Tags look like they were written by Colt fans. I don't see any way to report them.
     
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    Vollmer does not fail a test the test fails him.

    Vollmer is the reason the Chargers choked.
     
  20. HEY BRO! WHAT UP?

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    I don't know the point of this thread or where it's going, but Vollmer must be the starting LT in 2010.
     
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