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    Oh My God!! That is the funniest thing I've ever read. If this guy ever wants to change careers and become a stand-up comedian he'd be a shoe-in!!

    In one rambling rant he managed to make Obama the following things:

    An illegitimate, grandparentless, motherless, fatherless, adopted, homeless, Muslim illegal alien - and all that before he got out of 3rd grade. He then became a gay college drop-out who worked as a drug mule while he traveled across the world avoiding arrest warrants and filing false income tax reports. He got a fake college diploma, lied his way into Harvard where the Saudis paid his tuition and bought him the presidency of The Harvard Law Review with a gift to the school of 20 million dollars - which they did because they were so impressed with his tales of fighting for jihad against the Russians in Afghanistan. (Alternately, if you do not want to believe he was a jihadist it's equally possible he was a CIA street hire instructed to haul Afghan heroin back to New York, so the Afghans could buy U.S. made stinger missiles with U.S. dollars to shoot down Russian helicopters.)

    All this before he was barely out of his teens!!

    Anyhow - I strongly urge everyone to read the entire link - my recap doesn't even begin to do it justice.
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    And in other news.........Are U.S. government microwave mind-control tests causing TV presenters' brains to melt down?


    Are government microwave mind-control tests causing TV presenters' brains to melt down? | Mail Online

    A bizarre spate of television presenters dissolving into on-air gibberish has sparked claims that the U.S. military could be to blame.

    In four high-profile cases, the latest involving fast-talking Judge Judy, the presenters have started off speaking properly but have then descended into undecipherable nonsense - looking confused and unstable.

    The frequency of the 'attacks' - and the fact that recorded examples of the mental meltdowns have been popular on websites - has led to conspiracy theorists pointing the finger at shadowy government experiments.
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    LMAO... oy, still holding my sides

    Please, please make this the guts of the righty platform for '12. Oh please oh please.

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    Obama came from the moon on a cloud of ganja smoke to do the bidding of almighty Allah.


    Blargh...omg argh
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    Yeah but more than likely KDPPatriotsfan believes it.

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    Instead of posting that information here, maybe you should call the FBI, CIA, NSA or any of the other alphabet security agencies.. they love this type of stuff. Pretty confident that he will be arrested by the end of the day.
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    The reason no one has arrested him yet is because he has been under close surveillance as the prime suspect in the infamous Smiley Face murders.

    Smiley face murder theory - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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    Ha,ha,ha,ha NOW YOU'VE DONE IT, the Obama loopy doops will go nuts over this one, but all kidding aside lots of Americans would like to see that friggin birth certificate..

    WHAT IS OBAMA HIDING HE'S HIDING SOMETHING, PANT SUIT HILLARY KNOWS IT BUT SHE'S JUST WAITING FOR FOR SOMEBODY ELSE TO BLOW IT OPEN SH!T HEAD TRUMP KNOWS IT AND I BET HE'LL FIND IT, HE WON'T PERSONALLY BUT HIS MONEY WILL.

    The "do-gooders" have got their Poster Boy and he's an Illegal Alien with a "Rap Sheet"

    :rofl::rofl:
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    "what"
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    "nobody knows"
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    That was truly one of the worst articles I've ever read.

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