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    Obama: 'Help Us Destroy Jesus And Start A New Age Of Liberal Darkness' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

    CHARLOTTE, NC—With the savage roar of the heathen Democratic horde rising all around him, President Barack Obama delivered an incendiary speech to close his party’s national convention Thursday night, commanding the ultraprogressive minions in attendance to help him “destroy Jesus and usher in a new age of liberal darkness that shall reign o’er the earth for a thousand years.”

    The thunderous 45-minute address—during which the president argued for a second term so that he could “finally kill Jesus once and for all, as well as all those who worship him”—was well received by the frenzied, wild-eyed audience, whose piercing chants of “Four more years!” and “Slaughter the believers!” echoed throughout the Time Warner Cable Arena.
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    Meh ... The Onion ... I only like their sports fictions.
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    They left out the part about Obama's call for federally funded on-demand abortion vouchers for any woman who thinks she might want one (or two, or three). Also, the new Educator Diversity Initiative, which provides funding incentives for public school hiring of gay, lesbian and transgender teachers.
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    They ignored those things because they felt that the devil would never advocate for human rights.
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    We're discussing a satire piece now ... :confused2::idontgetit:
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    I didn't watch Obama's speech but now that I've read the text, I can see why it was so well received by the progressives.
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    Well, no point in discussing what Obama has really done so...
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    Yeah, and the photo of Obama at the link came from Fox News.
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    Onion is a silly satire rag ... why would Fox link that ... they need the hits?
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    Yea they do their ratings have been going down in the past year..

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