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  1. atomdomb

    atomdomb Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    Lefties ripping Obama and his policies...don't worry lefties nothing to see here:itsok:

    The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.

    We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

    --Jay Leno

    America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

    --Jay Leno

    Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
    A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

    --Conan O'Brien

    Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
    A: A fund raiser.

    --Jay Leno

    Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
    A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society.

    The other is for housing prisoners.

    --David Letterman

    Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean

    and it started to sink, who would be saved?
    A: America!

    --Jimmy Fallon

    Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
    A: Bo has papers.

    --Jimmy Kimmel

    Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
    A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

    --David Letterman
     
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    TBradyOwnsYou 2nd Team Getting Their First Start

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    My favorites!
     
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    I bolded my favorites, which was almost all of them:p
     
  4. wistahpatsfan

    wistahpatsfan Pro Bowl Player

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    #75 Jersey

    None of these jokes sound like anything the comedians would tell. Not their style. They sound like crappy internet jokes with names attached t them.

    Atombomb? Wanna fess up?
     
  5. Patriot_in_NY

    Patriot_in_NY Veteran Starter w/Big Long Term Deal

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    Letterman & O'Brien tell nothing but crappy, internet sounding, jokes. That's how they make their living. :confused:
     
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    I agree they don't sound like typical Leno or Letterman jokes - because unlike Leno and Letterman, these jokes are actually pretty funny.
     

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