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    Old as dust sorry buddy.
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    #75 Jersey

    Ray Jr. or Peter?

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    go easy on them, with their football team fading into oblivion and their yankees not far behind, humor is all they left
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    Also old as dust... my "answer" song from the first time I saw this link... I just never got the vocalist/guitarist to do it justice:

    The Ballad of The Great Mangina

    They never gave a ring to Runo Mahe
    Nor to the sobbing Donovan McNabb
    Despite their histrionics and excuses,
    Their super bowl performances were drab

    They never gave a ring to Philip Rivers,
    And I suspect that’s never going to change
    Despite his cry of “act like you have been there,”
    The Chargers barely ever were in range

    But imagine their elation
    When the scion of Jets Nation
    Explained it all with cameras and tape
    Well, beggars can’t be choosers,
    And second chances for the losers
    Will always sell like lobster on the cape

    Now the man-boys crying “meanie!”
    Gather ‘round The Great Mangini,
    From Philadelphia down to Carolina
    They’re comforted by tales they’re spinnin’
    While the Patriots keep winnin’,
    And raise a glass to the great Mangina

    Now the Patriots admitted their infractions,
    Bill Belichick broke down and apologized
    McNabb’s protection broke down ‘gainst the giants
    And Lady Tomlinson broke down and cried

    The woulda shoulda coulda champion Panthers
    Are p u s s y cats, come each Sunday morn
    And need the Rams by now be even mentioned,
    Except to quote “A Dynasty Is Born”?

    But the media said maybe
    This quarterback named Brady
    Never really won a super bowl
    And the NFL is littered
    With teams that died to buy him glitter
    And they want to give him life with no parole

    But ain’t it just a bit astounding
    That the ones who took the pounding
    Are the very ones who turned the biggest whiners?
    But then beggars can’t be choosers
    And second chances for the losers
    Are stock in trade for the Great Mangina

    So tell Hines Ward, Jerome Bettis,
    We’ll play him angry if he’ll let us,
    In Foxboro or Pittsburgh, or China
    And I wouldn’t bet the farm
    On the Jets Chad Punyarm
    Nor place a wager on the Great Mangina
    Last edited: Dec 4, 2007
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