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Nostradamus Electoral Quatrains

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  1. PatsFanInVa

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    Rules: Write the faux quatrain that Nostradamus would have written in your prediction for the 2012 elections. Write the quatrain that, if you claimed was written by Nostradamus and posted on an idiot bbs, would get reposted as "authentic" and oohed and ahhhed at... I call first...


    In the place of granite, the Huntsman puts country first,
    The state puts him third. The Mitts are off, the packs
    carry through April. But before the Great Convention,
    the Bane's coronation -- the vice is extreme, and ruin in November.
  2. DarrylS

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    Nice try but it is above my pay grade...

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    Last edited: Jan 10, 2012
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    Hey, I called NH... Have to get to work but I look forward to any SC quatrains

    Any takers? (You know I'll do one)
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    We know....Isn't that REALLY why you started this thread?
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    Can't do it huh?

    Okay really getting out the door -- they're easy, PR, give it a shot.
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    lmao!

    Maybe if you had written, "Nah, nah...I bet you can't do it!" I'd have given it a shot.
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    I have Visions
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    Haikus are better:D

    Obama by eight PM

    Fox will have called it.
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    what happened to the old, tried & true iambic-pentameter?
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    Fine, write us a bloody sonnet. Haiku's just so... clean :)
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    Fast, like Romney flip,
    What's that zipping through the air?
    Bird? Plane? Superpac!

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