Nominations for dumb troll of the year.

[PATSNUTme]

Lets have your nominations for dumbest, most annoying, idiotic troll of the year.

The top five nominees will then be voted on via a poll. Nominations will close at midnight tomorrow. I will then count up the top five, set up the poll, and the final voting results end on 1/1/06.

My nominee is a troll who call himself "Tony Collins". He fits all of the three listed above.

Oh yes, it's not too late for new trolls to make the top five.

 

[nukin]

I vote patsummerall...
he actually fooled me, and i defended him! PLUS hes for the steelers, damn him!

 

[scout]

Lets have your nominations for dumbest, most annoying, idiotic troll of the year.

The top five nominees will then be voted on via a poll. Nominations will close at midnight tomorrow. I will then count up the top five, set up the poll, and the final voting results end on 1/1/06.

My nominee is a troll who call himself "Tony Collins". He fits all of the three listed above.

Oh yes, it's not too late for new trolls to make the top five.

Great post! How about pasting one of the posts of the nominee so that we can remember more clearly the idiot troll.

 

[pats1]

Colts018 and BannedColts018.

 

[PATSNUTme]

Great post! How about pasting one of the posts of the nominee so that we can remember more clearly the idiot troll.

I tried pasting and now my screen is very dirty.

 

[Digger44]

I nominate somebody called "NEM".

 

[Pats Fanatic]

I nominate Manning Future 10x MVP if anyone remembers him you know why.

 

[Pats Fanatic]

A couple more IRONKLACKERS and PLAXICORULES.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

I nominate somebody called "NEM".

I second the nomination!

 

[PATSNUTme]

I nominate somebody called "NEM".

NEM is not a troll on this board. He may be on the other 31 team sites that he posts on but not here.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

NEM is not a troll on this board. He may be on the other 31 team sites that he posts on but not here.

Me, I interprested pasting the same rant about OCs, playcalling, short DBs, etc. 68,977 times as trolling.

 

[PATSNUTme]

Me, I interprested pasting the same rant about OCs, playcalling, short DBs, etc. 68,977 times as trolling.

I think you already won on jetsinsider. No duel winners.

 

[nukin]

NEM isnt a troll, hes a nice swe...
OHH a penny!

 

[Michael]

Lets have your nominations for dumbest, most annoying, idiotic troll of the year.

The top five nominees will then be voted on via a poll. Nominations will close at midnight tomorrow. I will then count up the top five, set up the poll, and the final voting results end on 1/1/06.

My nominee is a troll who call himself "Tony Collins". He fits all of the three listed above.

Oh yes, it's not too late for new trolls to make the top five.

All this will do is inspire more youngins' to troll.

But, this will make it easier to judge

Your essay - as published in the above post - was received and reviewed by our panel of expert Troll judges. Here are their scores:

Content

_______ Seemed commonplace - excellent!
_______ Devoid of truth (This is necessary)
_______ Pretended that your post was actually news
_______ Self-Focused (Just what we look for in a troll!)
_______ Included emotional rants (improves readership)
_______ Has a name that appears to be a Pats fan
_______ BONUS POINTS! Had no factual content


_______ Content Points Total


Talking Points Included

_______ Tuck rule
_______ Manning
_______ Pats fans can not discuss bad officiating.
_______ Multiple injuries to Pats should not be considered.
_______ Pats domination is over


Histrionic Fits

_______ More than 10 exclamation points included?
_______ ALL CAPS?
_______ Used more than 5 name calling adjectives?
_______ Mispelled at least 3 words?
_______ Your computer monitor is now spit-splattered
_______ Whined and didn't realize it at least 1 time?

_______ Histrionic Fit Total


Demerits

(_______) Over use of Patsys/Patsies
(_______) Misspelled Tedy Bruschi
(_______) Thinks Pitts colors are black and gold and not black and yellow
(_______) Actually identify yourself as a Manning fan
(_______) Left identifying information accidently in your rage
(_______) SUPER DEMERIT! Unconvincingly pretend to be a Patriots Fan!

(_______) (TOTAL DEMERITS)

_______ FINAL SCORE

 

[pats1]

I forgot about Abdur_Kafil.

How many fake news stories did he create?

 

[Digger44]

Me, I interprested pasting the same rant about OCs, playcalling, short DBs, etc. 68,977 times as trolling.

According to my count, this is #3. Go NEM Go!

 

[TruthSeeker]

Great thread. I vote for.....myself, lol. I even annoy myself with my woe is me, or woe is the Patriots posts......I think ManningFuture10XMVP was in a category all by himself....though PLAXICORULES was pretty damned funny too. PLAXICORULES became PLAXICORULESNEVERCAMEBACK after we whooped the Steelers in the AFCCG last year, lol.

 

[PATSNUTme]

All this will do is inspire more youngins' to troll.

But, this will make it easier to judge

Your essay - as published in the above post - was received and reviewed by our panel of expert Troll judges. Here are their scores:

Content

_______ Seemed commonplace - excellent!
_______ Devoid of truth (This is necessary)
_______ Pretended that your post was actually news
_______ Self-Focused (Just what we look for in a troll!)
_______ Included emotional rants (improves readership)
_______ Has a name that appears to be a Pats fan
_______ BONUS POINTS! Had no factual content


_______ Content Points Total


Talking Points Included

_______ Tuck rule
_______ Manning
_______ Pats fans can not discuss bad officiating.
_______ Multiple injuries to Pats should not be considered.
_______ Pats domination is over


Histrionic Fits

_______ More than 10 exclamation points included?
_______ ALL CAPS?
_______ Used more than 5 name calling adjectives?
_______ Mispelled at least 3 words?
_______ Your computer monitor is now spit-splattered
_______ Whined and didn't realize it at least 1 time?

_______ Histrionic Fit Total


Demerits

(_______) Over use of Patsys/Patsies
(_______) Misspelled Tedy Bruschi
(_______) Thinks Pitts colors are black and gold and not black and yellow
(_______) Actually identify yourself as a Manning fan
(_______) Left identifying information accidently in your rage
(_______) SUPER DEMERIT! Unconvincingly pretend to be a Patriots Fan!

(_______) (TOTAL DEMERITS)

_______ FINAL SCORE

Great application form.

Maybe Ian can participate and ban the winner for life. If the winner has already been banned then maybe Ian can ban the winners family.

 

[Bill's Girl]

Colts018 and BannedColts018.

I second that nomination!!

 

[RxJock1120]

Lets have your nominations for dumbest, most annoying, idiotic troll of the year.

The top five nominees will then be voted on via a poll. Nominations will close at midnight tomorrow. I will then count up the top five, set up the poll, and the final voting results end on 1/1/06.

My nominee is a troll who call himself "Tony Collins". He fits all of the three listed above.

Oh yes, it's not too late for new trolls to make the top five.

What I don't get a nomination. What do I have to do to win this thing. You have no idea how much worse I can be. I better see some people voting for me or you don't wanna know how much BS, under different names I can post.