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  1. PATSNUTme

    PATSNUTme Paranoid Homer Moderator Staff Member PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Lets have your nominations for dumbest, most annoying, idiotic troll of the year.

    The top five nominees will then be voted on via a poll. Nominations will close at midnight tomorrow. I will then count up the top five, set up the poll, and the final voting results end on 1/1/06.

    My nominee is a troll who call himself "Tony Collins". He fits all of the three listed above.

    Oh yes, it's not too late for new trolls to make the top five.
     
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    I vote patsummerall...
    he actually fooled me, and i defended him! PLUS hes for the steelers, damn him!
     
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    Great post! How about pasting one of the posts of the nominee so that we can remember more clearly the idiot troll.
     
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    Colts018 and BannedColts018.
     
  5. PATSNUTme

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    I tried pasting and now my screen is very dirty.
     
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    I nominate somebody called "NEM".
     
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    I nominate Manning Future 10x MVP if anyone remembers him you know why.
     
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    #54 Jersey

    A couple more IRONKLACKERS and PLAXICORULES.
     
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    I second the nomination!
     
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    #75 Jersey

    NEM is not a troll on this board. He may be on the other 31 team sites that he posts on but not here.
     
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    Me, I interprested pasting the same rant about OCs, playcalling, short DBs, etc. 68,977 times as trolling.
     
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    I think you already won on jetsinsider. No duel winners.
     
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    #12 Jersey

    NEM isnt a troll, hes a nice swe...
    OHH a penny!
     
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    All this will do is inspire more youngins' to troll. :p

    But, this will make it easier to judge

    Your essay - as published in the above post - was received and reviewed by our panel of expert Troll judges. Here are their scores:

    Content

    _______ Seemed commonplace - excellent!
    _______ Devoid of truth (This is necessary)
    _______ Pretended that your post was actually news
    _______ Self-Focused (Just what we look for in a troll!)
    _______ Included emotional rants (improves readership)
    _______ Has a name that appears to be a Pats fan
    _______ BONUS POINTS! Had no factual content


    _______ Content Points Total


    Talking Points Included

    _______ Tuck rule
    _______ Manning
    _______ Pats fans can not discuss bad officiating.
    _______ Multiple injuries to Pats should not be considered.
    _______ Pats domination is over


    Histrionic Fits

    _______ More than 10 exclamation points included?
    _______ ALL CAPS?
    _______ Used more than 5 name calling adjectives?
    _______ Mispelled at least 3 words?
    _______ Your computer monitor is now spit-splattered
    _______ Whined and didn't realize it at least 1 time?

    _______ Histrionic Fit Total


    Demerits

    (_______) Over use of Patsys/Patsies
    (_______) Misspelled Tedy Bruschi
    (_______) Thinks Pitts colors are black and gold and not black and yellow
    (_______) Actually identify yourself as a Manning fan
    (_______) Left identifying information accidently in your rage
    (_______) SUPER DEMERIT! Unconvincingly pretend to be a Patriots Fan!

    (_______) (TOTAL DEMERITS)

    _______ FINAL SCORE
     
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    I forgot about Abdur_Kafil.

    How many fake news stories did he create?
     
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    According to my count, this is #3. Go NEM Go!
     
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    Great thread. I vote for.....myself, lol. I even annoy myself with my woe is me, or woe is the Patriots posts......I think ManningFuture10XMVP was in a category all by himself....though PLAXICORULES was pretty damned funny too. PLAXICORULES became PLAXICORULESNEVERCAMEBACK after we whooped the Steelers in the AFCCG last year, lol.
     
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    Great application form.

    Maybe Ian can participate and ban the winner for life. If the winner has already been banned then maybe Ian can ban the winners family.
     
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    I second that nomination!!
     
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    What I don't get a nomination. What do I have to do to win this thing. You have no idea how much worse I can be. I better see some people voting for me or you don't wanna know how much BS, under different names I can post.
     

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