New Theory suggests JFK was not shot at all....

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    Amazing new evidence!

    http://www.theonion.com/content/news/new_theories_suggest_kennedy_wasnt
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    DALLAS—A controversial new book about the assassination of President John F. Kennedy has raised questions not about the role of a lone gunman or a conspiracy of shooters, but about whether the late president was even even shot at all.
    While the book, Outside the Crosshairs, does not dispute the fact that a massive portion of Kennedy's skull was separated from his head during the 1963 Dallas visit, it maintains that the president suffered fatal explosive- cranial trauma through means completely unrelated to gunshots.
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    Even us foilhat moonbat loonies can laugh at ourselves.
     
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    Back in '63 a small steak and egg breakfast with cigs and 3 cups of coffee was considered low-cal and of course there was more MSG in Lobster Sauce than there was pork? or whatever meat they put in that sauce. Add in the annoying Congressional Republicans/Commies in the USSR and Cuba or should I say Cuber, and its pretty clear that the Prez' bad Cholesterol level could have been explosively bad.
     
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    He Drowned
     
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    Laura ran him over when she was drunk...
     
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    no, you want him to drown.
     
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    Gee, thats funny I could have sworn I saw his head fly apart on this,this home movie taken by a MR. Zapruder.Well I'll be damned. All this time I've been liveing a lie. ;)
     
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    Where was Cheney back in '63? He's got a proclivity for blasting people in the head.
     
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    He was duck hunting in the Grassy Knoll :singing:

    Why the hell hasn't somebody thought of this before, Poor Oswald.
     
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    Maybe he was a poster on this message board! I know my head exploded from laughter when Harry was talking about his neighbor's wife's tit transplant!
     
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    Keith Hernandez hit him in the head with a spitball
     

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