Welcome to PatsFans.com

New Theory suggests JFK was not shot at all....

Discussion in 'Political Discussion' started by Holy Diver, Jul 30, 2007.

  1. Holy Diver

    Holy Diver Pro Bowl Player

    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2004
    Messages:
    10,834
    Likes Received:
    15
    Ratings:
    +23 / 0 / -0

    #80 Jersey

    Amazing new evidence!

    http://www.theonion.com/content/news/new_theories_suggest_kennedy_wasnt
    =======================================================
    DALLAS—A controversial new book about the assassination of President John F. Kennedy has raised questions not about the role of a lone gunman or a conspiracy of shooters, but about whether the late president was even even shot at all.
    While the book, Outside the Crosshairs, does not dispute the fact that a massive portion of Kennedy's skull was separated from his head during the 1963 Dallas visit, it maintains that the president suffered fatal explosive- cranial trauma through means completely unrelated to gunshots.
    ========================================================

    Even us foilhat moonbat loonies can laugh at ourselves.
     
  2. PressCoverage

    PressCoverage Banned

    Joined:
    Sep 25, 2005
    Messages:
    8,608
    Likes Received:
    13
    Ratings:
    +13 / 0 / -0

    Onion is the best
     
  3. sdaniels7114

    sdaniels7114 Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

    Joined:
    Jan 2, 2006
    Messages:
    5,738
    Likes Received:
    7
    Ratings:
    +7 / 0 / -0

    Back in '63 a small steak and egg breakfast with cigs and 3 cups of coffee was considered low-cal and of course there was more MSG in Lobster Sauce than there was pork? or whatever meat they put in that sauce. Add in the annoying Congressional Republicans/Commies in the USSR and Cuba or should I say Cuber, and its pretty clear that the Prez' bad Cholesterol level could have been explosively bad.
     
  4. gomezcat

    gomezcat It's SIR Moderator to you Staff Member PatsFans.com Supporter

    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2004
    Messages:
    3,546
    Likes Received:
    3
    Ratings:
    +3 / 0 / -0

    :rofl:Truly brilliant. They offend every now and then, but they are generally bloody funny.
     
  5. Harry Boy

    Harry Boy Look Up, It's Amazing PatsFans.com Supporter

    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2005
    Messages:
    41,746
    Likes Received:
    279
    Ratings:
    +1,152 / 5 / -10

    He Drowned
     
  6. DarrylS

    DarrylS PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2004
    Messages:
    43,275
    Likes Received:
    330
    Ratings:
    +830 / 27 / -33

    Laura ran him over when she was drunk...
     
  7. reflexblue

    reflexblue PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

    Joined:
    Aug 11, 2006
    Messages:
    17,832
    Likes Received:
    145
    Ratings:
    +481 / 11 / -7

    #91 Jersey

    no, you want him to drown.
     
    Last edited: Jul 31, 2007
  8. reflexblue

    reflexblue PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

    Joined:
    Aug 11, 2006
    Messages:
    17,832
    Likes Received:
    145
    Ratings:
    +481 / 11 / -7

    #91 Jersey

    Gee, thats funny I could have sworn I saw his head fly apart on this,this home movie taken by a MR. Zapruder.Well I'll be damned. All this time I've been liveing a lie. ;)
     
    Last edited: Jul 31, 2007
  9. sdaniels7114

    sdaniels7114 Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

    Joined:
    Jan 2, 2006
    Messages:
    5,738
    Likes Received:
    7
    Ratings:
    +7 / 0 / -0

    Where was Cheney back in '63? He's got a proclivity for blasting people in the head.
     
  10. Harry Boy

    Harry Boy Look Up, It's Amazing PatsFans.com Supporter

    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2005
    Messages:
    41,746
    Likes Received:
    279
    Ratings:
    +1,152 / 5 / -10

    He was duck hunting in the Grassy Knoll :singing:

    Why the hell hasn't somebody thought of this before, Poor Oswald.
     
  11. wistahpatsfan

    wistahpatsfan Pro Bowl Player

    Joined:
    Jul 30, 2005
    Messages:
    15,626
    Likes Received:
    11
    Ratings:
    +13 / 0 / -1

    #75 Jersey

    Maybe he was a poster on this message board! I know my head exploded from laughter when Harry was talking about his neighbor's wife's tit transplant!
     
  12. Lifer

    Lifer Banned

    Joined:
    May 10, 2007
    Messages:
    3,287
    Likes Received:
    26
    Ratings:
    +26 / 0 / -0

    Keith Hernandez hit him in the head with a spitball
     

Share This Page

unset ($sidebar_block_show); ?>