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  1. TheGodInAGreyHoodie

    TheGodInAGreyHoodie Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

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    And now, another priceless pep talk for Peyton Manning:

    "Bummed about that loss? Wish you had another shot to knock off the undefeated Patriots? Understandable. But don't sweat it. You're still the reigning Super Bowl champ. Yeah, you know it. You're the man. But only for 20 more days. Then you're crap again. So live it up."

    And now, another priceless pep talk for Peyton Manning:

    "Throw another tipped pass that was intercepted in the red zone? Too bad. Here's what you need to do: Work on your accuracy. Maybe watch a game tape of Tom Brady for some tips. That guy went 26-for-28. He's awesome. Plus, watching him is easy on the eyes. Total dreamboat."

    And now, another priceless pep talk for Peyton Manning:

    "So I hear you're upset about losing at home in the divisional playoffs. Worried people are going to call you a choker again? Don't be. You played well. You just had a few bad breaks. And you were up against a buzz saw. That Billy Volek has never lost in the playoffs. He's a dynamo."

    And now, another priceless pep talk for Peyton Manning:

    "Worried that your coach might be retiring? Understandable. You've had success together. But don't sweat it. You call all of your plays at the line of scrimmage anyway. You could be coached by a gerbil."

    And now, another priceless pep talk for Peyton Manning:

    "Jealous of your brother? Wish you were him right now? Don't be. Remember growing up how your mom used to change his diapers? Let me let you in on a little secret: He's still wearing them. Yeah. You know it."

    And now, another priceless pep talk for Peyton Manning:

    "Disappointed that your season ended so soon? Understandable. One-and-done is a bummer. But remember that you have a Super Bowl ring. Your legacy is secure. So use your extra free time to film some more commercials. I think there's a mortuary in Bloomington you don't yet endorse."
     
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    :rofl:

    Priceless thread, GiaGH!!

    I loved the one where it said, now you have time to film more commercials....god help us all :bricks:
     
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    :p I guess there's another thing about Eli Manning that's 'Unstoppable' too!
     
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    bwahahahahaha
     
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    Oh my...those really are priceless!!! LOL:D
     
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    Now that right there is some funny stuff... :)

    What bothers me most about him, though, is you never see him around any women in his ads. It's always men and boys...... Just sayin'...
     
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    these priceless peptalks should be ads in the superbowl...
     
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    These are great!
     
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    Liability issues...Ever since the Jamie Ann Naughright incident, it is just safer to keep women away from him.
     
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    Oh yeah.... I'd forgotten about that little "Mooning Manning" incident.

    Right outta the "Dukes of Hazzard" playbook. I think that's also where he took his speaking lessons.
     
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    I just spit out my drink when reading the Eli/Diaper one. Great post. :D
     
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    Ask Kenny Chesney about that....
     
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    Those are good!
     
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    Is that ESPN guy blatantly copying original content from God in a Grey Hoodie right off this page? Anyone who would copy something like that without attribution, taking credit for something he didn't create, is a real jerk. Someone should call out that Gallo guy on ESPN.
     
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    This post is for those who are bad at detecting sarcastic.

    The article was created January 14, 2008, 6:33 PM ET
    This thread was created January 14, 2008, 10:01 PM ET
     
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    I have a different version of one:

    And now, another priceless pep talk for Peyton Manning:

    "Throw another tipped pass that was intercepted in the red zone? Too bad. But hey, it's not your fault, the receiver has hands of stone. You'll get better talent next year."
     
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    from the comments after the article:

    ArtimusG (17 hours ago)

    "This is not about Peyton," Clark said, sobbing. "You guys can point the finger at him. You can talk about the commercials. And if you do that, it's really unfair. It's really unfair. It's my team. It's my quarterback. If you guys do that, man, it's unfair. We lost as a team. We lost as a team, man."
     
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