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  1. PatSunday

    PatSunday On the Game Day Roster

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    We take the field on Sunday and pretend to play football as usual. But just as the Patriots are about to score their third touchdown, we'll all suddenly tell them to 'look over there' and point at the stands," a Dolphins player who refused to be named reportedly told the Browns squad in a secret closed-door meeting Monday. "When the Patriots are distracted, we'll give you the signal. That's when you sneak up behind them, grab them, drag them into the visitors' locker room, switch uniforms with them, and come back out and let us win.

    http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/dolphins_to_distract
     
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  2. PATRIOT64

    PATRIOT64 In the Starting Line-Up

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    I found that to be more dumb than funny :bricks:
     
  3. RayClay

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    I agree, they're reaching.
     
  4. Slagathor

    Slagathor Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

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    That article sounds like somebody on here wrote it.:D
     
  5. Patsfanin Philly

    Patsfanin Philly Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

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    Maybe the Dolphins ought to try this play.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YnnnnyMjCw

    I never thought anybody would fall for it but my son's Pop Warner coach used it successfully this past weekend (after checking with the referees wrt legality of it) much to the other team's anger/chagrin/p.o.ed
     
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