An announcement was made today that determines the source of the "I'm pissed off that Obama won syndrome" Originally is was thought to be a voluntary childish reaction, but today scientists say they have isolated a gene called the NEPatriot gene. People who possess this gene have lost control of rational thought and become obsessed with one topic 24 hours a day. To date, there is no known procedure to correct this genetic deficiency. However, it is recommended that when encountering a person with the NEPatriot gene that you gather as many people as possible together and chant. "Obama won, Obama won...In your face and get used to it, Obam won!" In hopes that sudden agitation may shock the defunct gene back to normalcy.