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  1. PatriotsReign

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    An announcement was made today that determines the source of the

    "I'm pissed off that Obama won syndrome"

    Originally is was thought to be a voluntary childish reaction, but today scientists say they have isolated a gene called the NEPatriot gene. People who possess this gene have lost control of rational thought and become obsessed with one topic 24 hours a day. To date, there is no known procedure to correct this genetic deficiency.

    However, it is recommended that when encountering a person with the NEPatriot gene that you gather as many people as possible together and chant.

    "Obama won, Obama won...In your face and get used to it, Obam won!"

    In hopes that sudden agitation may shock the defunct gene back to normalcy.
     
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    Or this one:

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  4. Born_a_Patriot

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    He just needs to stare at this picture. That will fix him.
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  5. Real World

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    NEP, hmmm...that comes so close to another name in here, that bore similar qualites....hmmm....anyhow, NEP, you do need to slow down with the anti-Obama spamming. The guy hasn't even taken the oath yet, so how about waiting to see how he performs on the job, before we criticize him for breathing.
     
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    Could it be that the reason NEPatriot hates Obama other than Obama being black? Could it be that NEPatriot has had homosexual liberal socialist fantasies about Obama?
     
  7. PatriotsReign

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    Man, you are such a slueth dude...I think you're right on the money with "NEM";)

    Keep us updated!
     
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    That fixed me...got a cigarette?:D
     
  9. Born_a_Patriot

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    She does.
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    NEP seems like the bizarro NEM.
     

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