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  1. Tunescribe

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    #61 Jersey

    The last sentence is the best


    Squirrel on the Attack in Florida Park
    AP
    WINTER PARK, Fla. (Aug. 10) - Several people attacked by a squirrel at Central Park said they had one word for the animal: nuts. On Wednesday some expressed frustration that the animal was not caught sooner, the Orlando Sentinel reported.

    Alisa Cox's son Carson, 3, was bitten by a squirrel several times and had a 2-inch wound on his leg after the incident, Cox said.

    James Klute said his 3-year-old son was also bitten on the calf while they were kicking a soccer ball at the park. Jim Hindman, meanwhile, said a squirrel bit and scratched both arms while he was sitting on a park bench.

    Longwood resident Dylan Osborne, 19, said that after the squirrel attacked the leg and shoe of a friend he trapped it under a bucket but released it two hours later when county animal-services workers didn't arrive.

    An official with animal-services said he was not aware of that incident but would check the records.

    City employees captured the animal with a litter grabber Tuesday. It died and is being tested for rabies. Officers had previously tried to subdue the animal with pepper spray.
  2. Tunescribe

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    When do you think Jeb Bush will launch an offensive to root out squirrels of mass destruction?
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    A rabies infected squirrel, done by Al Qaeda? Hmmm........ :D
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    Either that, or the squirrel had converted to radical Islam. Unfortunately, the animal died before it could be interrogated.
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    LOL, a suicide squirrel! I assume that it would get 73 nuts, rather than virgins, when it goes to heaven.
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    Jimmy Carter is afraid of squirrels
    :rocker: "yup, rabbits too"

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