Need a nickname for Julian

[Patjew]

Get the tanks and ammo ready; we're unleashing WWII on the NFL. :eat1:

Winner.......

 

[derF]

JEd.......

 

[ScottieC]

How about "Onion".

That way we can all yell "ONION"! When he makes a play.

Why Onion, you say? I have no idea.

 

[sieglo]

Here's a thought:

Tom "****ing" Brady
Randy "****ing" Moss
Julian "****ing" Edelman

It's all so clear now.

 

[Patjew]

I also would like if he was serenaded like Bruschi used to be, except instead of "bruuuuuuuuu!!!!!" it would be "juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!".

(I'm so glad that "Maverick" is not here to ruin this thread.)

 

[SoCalPatsfan90]

maybe "The Hebrew Hammer"

I about died laughing when I read this... Has he moved on to the WWE?

First thing that came to mind was just "Welker 2.0" as I'm one of those techies among us... and I refer to the players by last name.

 

[Connecticut]

Julian "Encore" Edelman

 

[pao]

Once......(Spanish for 11) Pronounced (on-say)

Actually it's pronounced (own-say).

 

[JSn]

"Jew Fast, Jew Furious"??

 

[Patriots2001]

How about....

"Mr. Eighty Three Mini-Me"

Im liking that one !!!

 

[JaxPats]

Already named him "The Roadrunner" back at the beginning of the season.:singing:

 

[Mainefan]

The Kosher Katcher is excellent and catchy. As for whether or not he's really Jewish, his opinion is the only one that really counts.

 

[woolster22]

White Lightning
Jukin Jew
The Hebrew Hero
Edelmonster
The Leaping Lunatic
Super7 (as in 7th round pick)
The Savior
Miracle Man
The Wicked Wolf (As in "wicked" pissah... a la fitzzy)

Shall I continue to flog the dead horse?

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Nickname that has been used for him at the sports bar I go to, "Wes Welker, Junior" or "Wes Welker II"

I prefer "the second coming of Wes Welker"

Edel-Wes, Edel-Wes, bless our homeland forevvverrrr...


Okay still reading. That just popped into my head. If you don't know from "Edelweiss" just move on...

 

[PatsFanInVa]

I think "J Rod" might fit him pretty good.

Dunno if someone mentioned this yet (reading forward from p 1,) but J Rod's been used for Mayo

 

[PatsFanInVa]

White Julian Edelman, or WJE.

Again, dunno if it's been mentioned... but given the comments preceding, why not JJE?

 

[PatsFanInVa]

How about "King Julian". After every first down he gets they can play "I like to move it" when they move the chains.

I'll see your King Julian and raise you The Emperor Julian...

 

[Imperator]

Slice - as in he slices through the defense.

Reason: Julienning is a type of knife-cutting and sounds like Julian.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Also like W.W.II... really hate "kosher katcher," yuck.
a couple more...

The ever popular Jewish/Hebrew theme...

Semitey Mouse

Ha Emet <- "The Truth". why make ya work for it...

Julian HaMaccabee <- ask me next Hannukah. The original Hebrew Hammer...

Plan Beth

Edelmensch

Ben Wes

I would also like to add that if Asante Samuel converted, I would instantly call him Asante Shmuel.

Some more secular alternatives...

Penny Slot <- based on draft-pick price tag

Spinal Tap <- Based on "This one goes to Eleven"

InaSlottaDavida <- based on Iron Butterfly for no apparent reason

The Emperor Julian

Julian Flies

EdelWes

"And that's another Patriots... FIRST DOWN" <- sort of long but what he equates to

Chain bane <- as in moving the chains

On a Marxist note

The Means of Production

For physics guys

MC2
(see, that's what E equals... and it's also mass times the speed of light squared, which I find appropriate)

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Slice - as in he slices through the defense.

Reason: Julienning is a type of knife-cutting and sounds like Julian.

see above - GMTA