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NAACP Accuses Tiger Woods of Racism

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    Relax everyone it's just an "Onion" style joke-news article :D But you have to admit, there is not much diversity among the bevy of buxom beauties Tiger is hooking up with. There are about as many black women in Tiger's cell phone as there are in the Bryant Gumbel household.

    NAACP condemns Tiger Woods for racism

    "The NAACP calls on Tiger Woods to choose an African-American as his next mistress or we will take action."
     
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    Ah, who cares who people like to date. If I had my way, my cell would be full of fine black women. But to date, I haven't been so fortunate!:mad:
     
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    I wonder how Black women feel about that, Tiger's girl friends that is, I know Oprah slobbered all over him but I wonder what she thinks "privately"

    His wife left him today, I hope she cleans him out good, his sponsors are all dropping him too, he is a sad sack of sh!t, a rich one.
     
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    I still want to know where Sharpton and Jackson are ... I guess Tiger is not really black.
     
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    He always looks like he's going to start crying.
     
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    Woods is only a quarter black, and he doesn't consider himself to be african american. He calls himself some wierd name, that describes the different mix he is. More than anything though, Woods is himself. He doesn't need to be black, white, asian, or indian, simply to make other people happy.
     
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    ‚ÄúCablinasian‚ÄĚ

    Woods stars on Oprah, says he's 'Cablinasian'
     
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    Your joke regarding Bryant Gumbel is really poor timing.
     
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    Tiger "The Wad" Woods [​IMG]... John Holmes lives on. [​IMG]
     
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    I think future business schools will use this as a case study in what NOT to do in a crisis.....Should have come right out and had a press conference, admitted he had an addiction, gone into rehab and would have gotten sympathy...Instead he's the butt of jokes and just had all his ads pulled from prime time.....
     
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    Well said ... he seriously has a problem ... and sadly some of his business people / friends enabled it.
     
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    Guy is a jackass. The fact that he recently had cancer surgery does nothing to change that, so I offer no apologies for the timing of my joke.
     
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    What's the old adage, "power corrupts and absolute power corrupts, absolutely"? He had sycophants around him and no one with the guts to say "knock it off" You sow your wild oats BEFORE you get married......
    One or two affairs, you recover...10+ and being the butt of an SNL skit, he's entering Palin territory and the risk of never being taken seriously again. The risk with being all things to all people is that your support is a mile wide and an inch deep. I don't see or hear anybody coming out to support him, even in a collegial way. This is the "kick him when he;s down" territory and I don't think it's over. there are rumors of pictures that you know will eventually leak....
     
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    For his sake I hope his club is a Big Bertha and not a Ping putter.
     
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    washingtonpost.com

    :rofl: Un-freaking-believable :rofl:
     
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    Tiger Woods problem is very clear to see he's a friggin Phony who happens to be a great golfer, f-ck him.
     
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    I guess some people are jackasses while others are dicks.
     
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    It's true though LOL! There does seem to be a certain preferential tendency and that's really none of our business anymore than you'd want your particular preferences being made public all over the world. That aside I'm sorry but when the number hits at 9 or 10 then it's a matter of public speculation and opinion. Now there's his mother-in-law, I mean the drama is non-stop! I predict a reality Tv show :) Either way Tiger's handled this particular round like a total amateur. There's far too much money to be made for him or anyone else of his celebrity to act anyway except smartly. Or at least defensively.
     
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    Can someone make a post in the The Ladies Lounge of all the babes he's poked...He does have good taste in women...
     
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    :ban?: (10)
     

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