Yeah, I know. You can't predict the unpredictable. It's an exercise in futility. But I know I nailed it! My Mock Draft 1. Miami - LT Jake Long, Michigan Not a sexy pick, just an anchor for the 'Phins and Tuna. 2. St. Louis - RB Darren McFadden, Arkansas It's goodbye Stephen Jackson, hello Darren McFadden. 3. Atlanta - DT Glenn Dorsey, LSU A "can't miss" spot. The "BPA" is actually THE best player. 4. Oakland - DT Sedrick Ellis, USC Al Davis has been wetting his diapers over him for months. 5. Kansas City - DE Chris Long, Virginia The #3 & #5 spots are in play for trades. Long brings the heat. 6. NY Jets - LT Ryan Clady, Boise State Rebuilt OL allows Jets Offense to finally take off; Clady adds flexibility. 7. New England - LB Keith Rivers, USC Athleticism and pass coverage skills makes him the pick over Gholston. 8. Baltimore - QB Matt Ryan, BC Don't be surprised if Ryan falls past here and into the #10-#15 area. 9. Cincinnati - DE Vernon Gholston, OSU "Godzilla" is gone and the Bengals are desperate for a 4-3 DE. 10. New Orleans - DT Kentwan Balmer, UNC They could go a lot of different ways (CB?) but Balmer fits best. 11. Buffalo - CB Leodis McKelvin, Troy Not spectacular but a solid, blue-collar guy for a blue-collar team. 12. Denver - MLB Jerod Mayo, UT Mayo's overstated rise up the boards reminds me of Boss Bailey. 13. Carolina - DE Derrick Harvey, FU He would make an awesome bookend opposite Julius Peppers. 14. Chicago - RB Rashard Mendenhall, IU Rumored to like Chris Williams but Mendenhall looks like "Sweetness." 15. Detroit - LB Dan Connor, PSU Matt Millen has to see shades of his former self in Dan Connor. 16. Arizona - RB Jonathan Stewart, Oregon Perhaps the biggest steal of the draft, if he can ever get healthy. 17. Minnesota - LT Chris Williams, Vandy The Vikings could be active on draft day but this would make sense. 18. Houston - Dominique-Rodgers Cromartie, TSU The Texans have shown a willingness to gamble on small schools. 19. Philadelphia - RT Gosder Cherilus, BC The Eagles have to see this former top ten prospect as a bargain. 20. Tampa Bay - CB Mike Jenkins, USF Jenkins is the top DB on my board but the Bucs are praying. 21. Washington - DE Calais Cambell, UM Likely to slide back but the Skins are in the market for DL help. 22. Dallas - WR Devin Thomas, MSU The fast-rising Thomas should be the first WR off the board. 23. Pittsburgh - LT Jeff Otah, Pitt Another big-ugly for a team who loves to draft them early. 24. Tennessee - WR DeSean Jackson, Cal For a team in search of playmakers, it doesn't get any better. 25. Seattle - RB Felix Jones, Ark Jones' cut back style is a perfect fit for a West Coast Offense. 26. Jacksonville - DE Quintin Groves, AU Jags are looking for some heat off the edge and Groves has it. 27. San Diego - CB Antoine Cason, Arizona Not flashy or exciting, just a typical Chargers kind of pick. 28. Dallas - RB Chris Johnson, EC The Cowboys add the fastest and most underrated RB available. 29. San Francisco - QB Brian Brohm, Lou Mike Martz should lobby for Brohm and his uncanny accuracy. 30. Green Bay - RB Matt Forte', Tulane Not getting the media play he deserves but should sneak up. 31. NY Giants - WR Malcom Kelly, OU Could be a great fill in for the always injured Plasico Burress.