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  1. Wildo7

    Wildo7 Totally Full of It

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    If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $42 left.

    With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left.

    With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left.

    But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.

    Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
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    #24 Jersey

    That's both old and stupid. Anyone have another adjective for the trifecta ?
  3. Wildo7

    Wildo7 Totally Full of It

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    It's a joke buddy, relax.
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    #24 Jersey

    I know. But it's an old joke ;)
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    Wildo7 Totally Full of It

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    How can it be an old joke? This just went down in the last two weeks....
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    I laughed.

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