And I can't stomach Greg Carton in the 6-10 slot alongside Boomer Esiason. The guy is the whiniest self-righteous jerkoff. Guy shows Esiason way too little respect and always twists and turns conversations with him to his own agendas. He busts on Boomer all the time. He's ahead on personal shots and disses by about a 20 to 1 ratio. Oh, but whenever Esiason needles Carton with the slightest of shots, Carton will freaking stop the whole momentum of the show and just poke and prod Esiason forever until he feels like he's back to even. Greg Carton is the pettiest d*ck there is. Also, whenever anyone else is talking, they can't get an entire sentence out without Carton adding little asides and interruptions.
Guy is like that because his mother treated him like he was the second coming of Christ and every utterance outta his precious mouth should be etched in stone on numerous Greg Carton monuments sprinkled along the countryside.
But, on the other hand, that's the personality type modern society rewards the most. Hence, the jerk has the number one NYC morning radio show. And surprisingly enough, the more I actually added more "Greg Carton-esque" behavior to my OWN personal repertoire, the more people liked it and rewarded me. That's NYC sociology. Nice guys finish last here.
Anyway, Carton is a harsh listen regardless and Joe Beningo is gonna be classic radio in an hour and a half.
