If one reads this entire thread at one sitting, the problem is apparent.
A joke is only a joke if people laugh.
If you think you are telling a joke and no one laughs, then either you are not being funny or you are a terrible joke teller.
You must either learn to tell funnier jokes or learn to tell them better.
Or you can accuse the world of not having a sense of humor and call them douche bags.
It is funnier if you do the second choice. People will laugh right away.
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