Monsieur DGAmeguy's Guide to Football etiquette: Week 9

[DGameguy]

Let's look at some examples of situations "classy" teams may be confronted with, and how they can avoid them hmm?

Example 1: A Gentleman Never Spits

Oh Mr. Florence...tsk tsk tsk. Spitting at an opponent is never classy, especially when they're dominating your side of the ball. A personal foul for unsportsmanline conduct in the red zone? No not proper at all. I suppose the only good thing is that it was inside the ten, so you didn't lose a full fifteen yards. Perhaps you should take a lesson from Robbie Alomar?

Example 2: Hosting Guests does NOT mean you can treat it like a Van Halen Concert

This for the shiny knights in white and blue. Didn't former Vice President Al Gore teahc you anything? Pollution in any form is a major social fax pas, even noise pollution. Don't be surprised if you experience a rude time at Monsieur Belichick's dinner party in January.

Honorable Mentions: The Saints throwing late and young Master Peterson going for the record books.

Feel free to add your own. Perhaps we can pass them along to Dean Easterbrook.

 

[DGameguy]

Wow and Dallas is throwing late downfield and for touchdowns up 25. Something tells me John Dennis and Easterbrook will not be pontificating about this game this week....