Monkeys Sexually Harrasing Our Women!

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  1. PatsWickedPissah

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    In a truly amazing incidence of interspecies communication, a group of vervet monkeys, Cercopithecus aethiops, is using sexual harassment to intimidate women and children, who are responsible for growing maize, potatoes, beans and other crops for their farming community, causing them to lose their main food supply so they now are dependent upon famine relief to survive.
    Further, the monkeys also make sexually explicit gestures at the women, according to the residents.

    "The monkeys grab their breasts, and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us," said Njeri.
    While it was not unusual for the monkeys to harass the women and be less afraid of them than they are of the men, according to the Kenyan Wildlife Service, the service had never before heard of monkeys making sexually explicit gestures as a form of communication to humans. Despite their new problems with the monkeys, it is a criminal offence to harm or kill any of them, so the besieged villagers must figure out a way to outwit the monkeys instead.


    Obviously, the monkeys got the idea from watching MTV videos
  2. Tunescribe

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    That Njeri woman needs to get a grip. Afraid of being sexually harassed by a monkey? Gimme a break.

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