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  1. DarrylS

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    File under one of the wierdest things in a long time, but this woman sat on a toilet seat for 2 years and became one with it.. betcha the two people who did this have the iq of a pin...

    http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003724524

    And how. The News reported the incredibly bizarre case of a woman in Ness City, Kan., who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years -- becoming stuck to the seat as her skin literally grew around it.

    For all that time, the boyfriend, whom authorities would not identify, took her food and water, and, he told Ness County Sheriff's officers, begged her to come out. But he apparently never thought to call for help until Feb. 27.

    It came from a classic phone tip -- but editors at first, naturally, assumed the woman was dead.

    In an account of the case by Associated Press reporter Roxana Hegeman -- the one rocketing around office e-mails nationwide -- Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said the 35-year-old at first insisted nothing was wrong, and she didn't want to leave.

    She was eventually persuaded to go a hospital by emergency medical services personnel who pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar, and, as Sheriff Whipple said, "the seat went with her to the hospital." Her legs had appeared to atrophy, he added.
  2. Harry Boy

    Harry Boy Look Up, It's Amazing PatsFans.com Supporter

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    I would have turned the water off, the sh!t would have piled up and pushed her off the seat.
    :singing:
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    #91 Jersey

    :rofl::rofl::rofl: Harry sometimes you're a genious.
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    so whats the deal with the boyfriend? He was attracted to her..WHY? :)
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    OMFG You are a trip!
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    I dunno. Can this be real? Two years on a toilet? What's the combined IQ of those two people? .05?
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    wanted, stay at home girl, wont get off the crapper, ever. i mean it, ever...
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    I got the whole shop howling at that one, Harry.:D
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    FUGGIN EH!

    Harry shoots!
    HE SCORES!

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