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Mondo Bizarro.. man goes to "massage parlor", alleges sexual assault 4 mos. later

Discussion in 'Political Discussion' started by DarrylS, Aug 15, 2012.

  1. DarrylS

    DarrylS PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    When I read the paper in the morning, usually it is rather bland same old, same old.. but this caught my eye.. did the credit card statement come in and then this guy claimed he was assaulted by "Yo-Yo".. but it seems as though he had a happy ending.

    Guess his wife caught the credit card bill..

    Police: Dighton, Mass., man says he was sexually assaulted at Providence massage parlor | Breaking News | providencejournal.com | The Providence Journal

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  2. Drewski

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    Hahaha that is fantastic D.

    I like your theory seems to fit. My question is....why wouldnt he just pay cash? :)
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    #54 Jersey

    Yeah, he's an idiot...for using credit. :bricks:
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    Like any prostitute does the act before being paid... I'm sure he thought his $140 tip paid in advance was for something else entirely. :rolleyes:

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