In this morning's top stories: The sun rose We're still in Iraq Oil and water still don't mix and ... Mercury Morris is still a classless bowel movement Did anyone hear him on Mike and Mike in the Morning just now? This was his first appearance on the show since the infamous, "don't call me when they're in my town" comment. Now he says that IF the Patriots win the Super Bowl and go undefeated, he will "welcome them to his neighborhood as the SECOND best team in NFL history." Sheesh. What a clod.