Discussion in 'PatsFans.com - Patriots Fan Forum' started by Fixit, Jun 27, 2013.
Anyone gotta Tic Tac.
Anyone have a butt plug?
They want me in there to shower with THOSE guys!?!
"I totally killed that fool. OOPS!"
Oh no. Those guys are gonna turn me from a Tight End to a Wide Receiver in no time. I guess I'm not the tough guy I thought I was.
So wait.. you're saying hes not just sleeping?
Reference: Batman vs. The Penguin (with Patton Oswalt) - YouTube
His lawyer: He drives a guy two hours to kill him down the street from his house? God, Why do you make me defend such idiots?
My lawyer looks like Ned Beatty, and now I'm hearing banjo music.
And that guy in the jail said I had a purty mouth...oh ******!
As Hernandez is standing there, he hears a song going on in his head on what the inmates will do to him. It goes like this:
(Inmates singing) Back your ***** up on the wall, here we come balls and all, BYE BYE black cherry.
Hang your arms from the rafter, its your hairy butt we're after, bye bye black cherry.
SPREAD your butt cheeks a little wider, MAKE our heavy loads a lighter.
Wont the guards be surprised when your butt hole is so wide, BLACK Cherry, BYE BYE.
Gronk did WHAT with a stripper?
Oops, I did it again
I played with a gun
He got shot in the head
Ooooh baby, baby
Ooops, I think I'm a thug
My own grave I've duuuuuug
Cuz I'm not at all innocent!
"As long as I exercise my right to remain silent, they'll never pin this on me. There. Not Guilty verdict, here I come."
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.
"So this is what happens when you lick your lips more than LL cool J :/"
Yours truly and my buddy, Dan Shaughnessy. Shank is praying I'm guilty, so he can go on his bi-weekly rant about Kraft...
Is this really necessary?
One guy is dead and Hernandez is likely going to jail for the rest of his life.
Oops, I'm in trouble now.
I just gave my lawyer a good job slap on the butt.
Picture is kind if Freudian in that people with something to hide will supposedly cover their mouths. Kind of a subconscious tic to keep themselves from spilling the beans.
He looks like the monkey in the "say no evil" picture.
"THAT'S where those silly Bullets got to?? Oh, SNAP."
George Castanza Reference!! Double Word Score!! :rocker:
Except the saying would change from "Shrinkage" to "Don't drop the soap"
Hey nice tats bro...yeah, you too... A mouth? What's a mouth? Sorry guys, I don't have one of those.
No quote from me.
Just a passage from a movie you all might know.
"and when they put you in that cell, when those bars slam home, that's when you know it's for real. A whole life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it"
Too true. His whole life blown away. Red said it well.
Tony's more Sensitive than all of us.
Everybody got that?
Moving forward, now...
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