Might as well have fun with it: Caption This

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  1. Fixit

    Fixit Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

  2. PatsFan2

    PatsFan2 In the Starting Line-Up

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    Anyone gotta Tic Tac.:D
     
  3. KDPPatsfan85

    KDPPatsfan85 In the Starting Line-Up

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    Anyone have a butt plug?
     
  4. PatsWickedPissah

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    They want me in there to shower with THOSE guys!?!
     
  5. Fixit

    Fixit Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

    "I totally killed that fool. OOPS!"
     
  6. Peachhead

    Peachhead PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Oh no. Those guys are gonna turn me from a Tight End to a Wide Receiver in no time. I guess I'm not the tough guy I thought I was.
     
  7. chasa

    chasa In the Starting Line-Up

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  8. Peachhead

    Peachhead PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    His lawyer: He drives a guy two hours to kill him down the street from his house? God, Why do you make me defend such idiots?
     
  9. ravensgamer

    ravensgamer On the Roster

    My lawyer looks like Ned Beatty, and now I'm hearing banjo music.
     
  10. Peachhead

    Peachhead PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    And that guy in the jail said I had a purty mouth...oh ******!
     
  11. KDPPatsfan85

    KDPPatsfan85 In the Starting Line-Up

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    As Hernandez is standing there, he hears a song going on in his head on what the inmates will do to him. It goes like this:

    (Inmates singing) Back your ***** up on the wall, here we come balls and all, BYE BYE black cherry.

    Hang your arms from the rafter, its your hairy butt we're after, bye bye black cherry.

    SPREAD your butt cheeks a little wider, MAKE our heavy loads a lighter.

    Wont the guards be surprised when your butt hole is so wide, BLACK Cherry, BYE BYE.
     
  12. jan08

    jan08 Practice Squad Player

    Gronk did WHAT with a stripper?
     
  13. FirstAndGoal

    FirstAndGoal 2nd Team Getting Their First Start

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  14. IcyPatriot

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  15. Bella*chick

    Bella*chick Addicted to the light

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    Oops, I did it again
    I played with a gun
    He got shot in the head
    Ooooh baby, baby
    Ooops, I think I'm a thug
    My own grave I've duuuuuug
    Cuz I'm not at all innocent!
     
  16. Koma

    Koma Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

    "As long as I exercise my right to remain silent, they'll never pin this on me. There. Not Guilty verdict, here I come."
     
  17. wizwor

    wizwor Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.
     
  18. PATSYLICIOUS

    PATSYLICIOUS Pro Bowl Player

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    "So this is what happens when you lick your lips more than LL cool J :/"
     
  19. Jackson 2

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    Yours truly and my buddy, Dan Shaughnessy. Shank is praying I'm guilty, so he can go on his bi-weekly rant about Kraft...
     
  20. tonyto3690

    tonyto3690 Banned

    Is this really necessary?

    One guy is dead and Hernandez is likely going to jail for the rest of his life.
     

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