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  1. Metaphors

    Metaphors In the Starting Line-Up

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    Each pick with exactly 5 words of explanation (hold your applause)...

    1 MIA: Jake Long - Safe pick, Fins still suck
    2 STL: Glenn Dorsey - Top impact player on defense
    3 ATL: Matt Ryan - Face of franchise, much needed
    4 OAK: Darren McFadden - McFadden fast, Al likes that
    5 KC: Chris Long - Jared gone sooner or later
    6 NYJ: Vernon Gholston - Can't let Pats have him
    7 NO (from NE): Sedrick Ellis - Big talent drop after Ellis
    8 BAL : Brandon Albert - Hot prospect, not sure why
    9 CIN : Derrick Harvey - No criminal record? Good enough.
    10 CHI (from NE): Ryan Clady - Need tackle badly, can't wait
    11 BUF : Leodis McKelvin - Kinda like Clement, much cheaper
    12 DEN : Jeff Otah - Must teach to attack knees
    13 CAR : Keith Rivers - Hopefully no concussions...tackle carefully
    14 NE (from CHI): Jerod Mayo - Indy line "holding Mayo" <chuckle>
    15 DET : Rashard Mendelhall - Draft card says "Mendenhall" already
    16 ARZ : Dominique Rogers-Cromartie - Name "Cromartie" equals big bucks
    17 MIN : Phillip Merling - Need line help, best available
    18 HOU : Chris Williams - Must protect quarterback (no kidding)
    19 PHI : Devin Thomas - Keeps McNabb happy...for now
    20 TB : DeSean Jackson - Galloway gets Social Security soon
    21 WAS : Kenny Phillips - After Taylor, just seems right
    22 DAL : Mike Jenkins - Win playoff game? Improve secondary
    23 PIT : Jonathan Stewart - Ben most effective throwing less
    24 TEN : Calais Campbell - Kearse done. Freak no more.
    25 SEA : Felix Jones - Alexander too expensive to keep
    26 JAX : Kentwan Balmer - Wide load next to Henderson
    27 CAR (from SD) - Joe Flacco - Not Henne, but same helmet
    28 DAL : Limas Sweed - Owens needs help, local product
    29 SF : Quentin Groves - Tully? What were we thinking?
    30 GB : Aqib Talib - Wisconsin winter, no grass grows
    31 <forfeit> - Still bitter, but getting better
    32 NYG : Dan Connor - Same as every other mock
     
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    #75 Jersey

    Two trades? What did we









    get for the traded picks?


    5 words per trade.
     
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    Metaphors In the Starting Line-Up

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    Saints #78
    Swap 2nd rounders with Bears (#44 and #62)

    So #7 and #62 becomes #14, #44 and #78
     
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    Mayo works for me on the trade down, I'll take it
     
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    kurtinelson In the Starting Line-Up

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    #37 Jersey

    Excellent commentary.
     
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