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    Evidence that McCain supporters like porn more than Obama supporters like it. When you think about, who is more focused on the sexual practices of others than religious conservatives? Perhaps many of them find the condemnations of others titillating?

    ABC News: Porn in the USA: Conservatives Are Biggest Consumers

    A new nationwide study of anonymised credit-card receipts from a major online adult entertainment provider finds little variation in consumption between states.

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    However, there are some trends to be seen in the data. Those states that do consume the most porn tend to be more conservative and religious than states with lower levels of consumption, the study finds.

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    Eight of the top 10 pornography consuming states gave their electoral votes to John McCain in last year's presidential election – Florida and Hawaii were the exceptions. While six out of the lowest 10 favoured Barack Obama.

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    Residents of 27 states that passed laws banning gay marriages boasted 11% more porn subscribers than states that don't explicitly restrict gay marriage.
     
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    ABC news!!!! Now there's unbiased objectivity for you!!!


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    When I was younger Porn wasn’t as available as it is today the only place we had to watch it was in the back room of our corner barber shop on Brookline St in Cambridge, the barber had a screen set up and an old Kodak movie projector that he used, he charged us 25 cents to watch.
    Right next door was a Chinese laundry run by a Chinese couple that couldn’t speak one word of English, I used to try and “hand signal” the wife, I tried to get her to watch the movies, I told her I would sit with her and protect her (she was real good looking) I taught this women to say “f—k you” then when she saw her husband she would say “fluck dew” then he would thank me and wash my shirts for nothing he thought I was teaching her how to speak English, she used to say it to some of the customers until some god damn liberal do-gooder heard her and caught on, years later after her husband learned to speak English he would tell his friends from China Town about it and they would laugh their a$ses off, they used to come over from Boston and Smoke Opium down in the cellar of the Laundry.

    ALL THE PEOPLE I WATCHED DIRTY MOVIES WITH IN THE BACK ROOM OF THE BARBER SHOP WERE DEMOCRATS
     
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    That's a great story Harry. Did you ever try the opium?
     
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    #91 Jersey

    I know the Washington Times is the be all and end all for truth. Or maybe Newsmax. :rolleyes:
     
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    No they wouldn't let us down there, they used to lay down on little cots while they were smoking and then pass out, why do 'opium junkies' always sleep when they're high, I like to drink, I want to be awake and raising hell when I'm high, I sleep at night.............:confused:
     
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    What sort of porn? Are we talking some teen movie t/a or more like sleeping with dead animals here? The devil is in the details.
     
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    Teen with t/a sleeping with dead animal. :(


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    #91 Jersey

    Heres a look at an personal add Mature white conservative looking for two circus midgets for a three some adventure . NO FREAKS.
     
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    I have a friend who once tried opium in Paris (many, many years ago). He said it was like a long soothing dream. He liked it, but I think overall he'd agree with you.
     
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    #15 Jersey

    That study is a little skewed as it uses credit card receipts as its source (lower income people are not going to have credit cards). OTOH, there was a tv segment (60 Minutes?) which showed Utah with a huge porn audience. This came about when citizens of a town in Utah complained about a hotel's adult pay-tv-channels. The defense team determined that those those citizens hypocrites and they crawled back home.
     
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    The best way to watch Porn is in a mobile home at about 1:00 AM with three or four naked women, another naked guy, two or three live chickens, one male collie dog and a couple of sheep, the sheep have to be trained to watch the movie, the lights should be dimmed and the CD Volume should be turned to extra high, I have found the Mormon Tabernacle Choir singing "Nearer My God To Thee" to be the most stimulating, when done properly this is a sight to behold, especially when Maine Natives are running it.

    There is another form of Pornography they have up here in Maine, on Saturday afternoons in the summer time the locals buy caes of beer then all gather down at the dairy farm and watch Luther Cromwell's Prize Bull humping five or six cows one after another, the best part of this is watching the hillbilly's playing with themselves and yelling at the Bull.

    I walk in the garden alone
    While the dew is still on the roses
    And the voice I hear
    Falling on my ear
    The son of God discloses
     
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    Which one do you find the most "stimulating", the chicken, dog, or sheep?



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    The good citizens from Utah need porn in order to satisfy their many wives.

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    Porn is good.
     
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    #91 Jersey

    I'm putting my money on the Chicken. :rocker:
     
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    I cant catch the f---ing chickens----------:singing:
     

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