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McCain Replaces Palin with Startled Deer could be game changer

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  1. reflexblue

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    #91 Jersey

    Wow check out the impulsive gut decision made by McSame.


    McCain Replaces Palin with Startled Deer - Borowitz Report

    With less than a week to go before the crucial vice-presidential debate, GOP presidential nominee John McCain announced today that he was replacing his running mate, Alaska governor Sarah Palin, with a startled deer.
    According to campaign insiders, the decision to select a hoofed mammal to replace Gov. Palin evolved after Sen. McCain watched his running mate's performance in a series of interviews with CBS's Katie Couric.
    "Good Lord, a startled deer could do better than that," Sen. McCain reportedly said, prompting his aides to draw up a shortlist of startled deer....continued :D
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    friggin classic...

    The Arizona senator supposedly brushed aside concerns that a startled deer would wilt under the pressure of a televised debate, telling aides, "At least a goddamn deer won't go on about Alaska being close to Russia."​
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    [size=+3] Sweat hard, boys, sweat REAL HARD!!! :D See y'all on November 4th!! [/size]


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    we're not sweating, we're salivating.
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    You mean "drooling". You're just a lecher!!


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    Funny you should bring that up Fog,the general Consensus around here is that you are.
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    I like this one too:

    "Good Lord, a startled deer could do better than that," Sen. McCain reportedly said, (promting his aides to draw up a short list of startled deer :rofl:
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    :rofl: ------ :rofl: --------- :rofl:


    [size=+3]You been taking a CONSENSUS !!! :eek: Wow. Busy beaver, you. [/size]



    Beaver????

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  9. reflexblue

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    #91 Jersey

    Yeah you were gone for quit a while. People including myself actually wondered what happened to you. Marrying off 13 year old was the general consensus. Doesn't it make you feel good that you were missed.......until you came back. :rolleyes:
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    I'm touched, and flattered.... almost speechless ... ALMOST.

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    Hugs all around. :D


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    big fonts usually are an overcompensation for something else lacking....

    anyhow, yet another in a long line of goofy threads of yours that i'll be saving... when your right wing religious wacko VP candidate of choice loses in November, will you even bother showing your face around here, or will you schedule another conveniently timed mission?
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    [size=+2] You guys keep talking about "compensation"(!!!) Sounds like YOU'RE the ones compensating for something ... :eek: [/size]


    Me, I'm just sympathetic to the hearing impaired. See, I could make a great Democrat!!!

    ;) ----------- ;)


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