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  1. jbb9s

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    > Three quarterbacks, Peyton Manning, Brett Favre,
    > and Tom Brady, go to
    > heaven
    > to visit God and watch the Celtics play a game.
    > God decides who will
    > sit
    > next to him by asking the boys a question...
    >
    > God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you
    > believe?" Peyton thinks long
    > and
    > hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe
    > in hard work, and in
    > staying true to family and friends. I believe in
    > giving. I was lucky,
    > but I
    > always tried to do right by my fans." God can't
    > help but see the
    > essential
    > goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to
    > his left.
    >
    > Then God turns to Brett Favre and says, "What do
    > you believe?" Brett
    > says,
    > "I believe passion, discipline, courage and
    > honor are the fundamentals
    > of life.
    > I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've
    > always tried to be a
    > true
    > sportsman, both on and off the playing fields."
    > God is greatly moved by
    > Favre's sincere el oquence, and he offers him a
    > s eat to his right.
    >
    > Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom,
    > what do you believe?"
    > Tom
    > replies, "I believe you're in my seat."
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    #75 Jersey

    How many times are people going to post this same joke? If I had a nickel for every thread started with this joke....
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    Awesome. Reading this for the forty-seventh time sure was the charm!
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    It's makes me glad to see that the first two responses to this thread were admonishments for posting the same joke for the umpteenth time.
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    I think it should be put in a sticky so people know to not post it again.
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    You're....welcome...? :confused:
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    Maybe some sort of filter on the board so when you try to post it, it just posts "I'm an idiot" instead?
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    :rofl: Now that made the thread worthwhile!!
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    Well, usually, it's followed by more messageboard knee-slapping and guffawing before someone says, "Hey, this has been posted more times than Peyton Manning choked away a game," so I liked that people cut to the chase.
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    My sarcasm detector was on red alert there...must be malfunctioning today.
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    RE: re: FWD:(fwd)FW:FW:fw:re:TOM BRADY JOKES.COM
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    i especially liked all the greater than or less than symbols at the start of every line. It made the joke more funny than regular...
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    Hey guys! i just heard this great Tom Brady joke!

    > Three quarterbacks, Peyton Manning, Brett Favre,
    > and Tom Brady, go to
    > heaven...:rolleyes:
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