And in news of the weirder variety.Yeah he really did put the cat in a bong and smoke it along with some weed. The cat turned out really hip. Harry he sounds like he may have better stories. Neb. deputies say man stuffed cat inside 'bong' eb. deputies say man stuffed cat inside 'bong' By ERIC OLSON, Associated Press Writer Eric Olson, Associated Press Writer â Tue Mar 3, 12:03 am ET A homemade bong, consisting of a piece of garden hose attached to a duct-taped AP â A homemade bong, consisting of a piece of garden hose attached to a duct-taped plexiglas box, is seen â¦ OMAHA, Neb. â A man who tried to cool out his hyper cat by stuffing her into a boxlike homemade bong faces cruelty charges â and catcalls from animal lovers. Lancaster County sheriff's deputies responding to a domestic disturbance call Sunday alleged they saw 20-year-old Acea Schomaker smoking marijuana through a piece of garden hose attached to a duct-taped, plastic glass box in which the cat had been stuffed. "This cat was just dazed," Sgt. Andy Stebbing said. "She was on the front seat of the cop car, wrapped in a blanket, and never moved all the way to the humane society."(I bet it was.) Schomaker told deputies 6-month-old Shadow was hyper and he was trying to calm her down. The contraption she had been stuffed inside was 12 inches by 6 inches. Shadow was timid but in good condition Monday at the Capital Humane Society, executive director Bob Downey said. "What the human mind doesn't invent, huh?" Downey said. Schomaker, who was released from jail after paying a $400 fine on the arrest warrant, faces drug and misdemeanor animal cruelty charges. He did not immediately respond to phone messages left Monday seeking comment.