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  1. reflexblue

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    #91 Jersey

    And in news of the weirder variety.Yeah he really did put the cat in a bong and smoke it along with some weed. The cat turned out really hip. Harry he sounds like he may have better stories. :p

    Neb. deputies say man stuffed cat inside 'bong'

    eb. deputies say man stuffed cat inside 'bong'

    By ERIC OLSON, Associated Press Writer Eric Olson, Associated Press Writer – Tue Mar 3, 12:03 am ET
    A homemade bong, consisting of a piece of garden hose attached to a duct-taped AP – A homemade bong, consisting of a piece of garden hose attached to a duct-taped plexiglas box, is seen …

    OMAHA, Neb. – A man who tried to cool out his hyper cat by stuffing her into a boxlike homemade bong faces cruelty charges — and catcalls from animal lovers. Lancaster County sheriff's deputies responding to a domestic disturbance call Sunday alleged they saw 20-year-old Acea Schomaker smoking marijuana through a piece of garden hose attached to a duct-taped, plastic glass box in which the cat had been stuffed.

    "This cat was just dazed," Sgt. Andy Stebbing said. "She was on the front seat of the cop car, wrapped in a blanket, and never moved all the way to the humane society."(I bet it was.)

    Schomaker told deputies 6-month-old Shadow was hyper and he was trying to calm her down. The contraption she had been stuffed inside was 12 inches by 6 inches. Shadow was timid but in good condition Monday at the Capital Humane Society, executive director Bob Downey said.

    "What the human mind doesn't invent, huh?" Downey said.

    Schomaker, who was released from jail after paying a $400 fine on the arrest warrant, faces drug and misdemeanor animal cruelty charges. He did not immediately respond to phone messages left Monday seeking comment.
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    Very very weird story
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    How did the cops find out about this?

    That is my question...
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    No Jersey Selected

    That cat's olympics career is OVER.
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    She is 1 cool cat yo...
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    #91 Jersey

    Thats what i can't figure out,how the cops found out. The only thing i can think of is his neighbors. Imagine how much noise that cat made while it was being stuffed into a box.
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    Maybe the dood was making a drugks deal over the cell phone... lol

    I think that all phone lines are NOT secure, but, the cell phone is obviously for dumb bunnies for that stuff.

    They all get tapped.

    But yeah, the cat noise sounds a lot funnier...
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    The guy putting it in there probably had the bloodiest arms from being bit and scratched.
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    #91 Jersey

    Yeah this cat will never get a job. Won't pass the drug test. It'll have to hang around the house all day and eat.
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    He'll have to hang out at the jazz clubs, jamming to Miles Davis. The cool cat.
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    How horrible! Poor cat!
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    #91 Jersey

    Up date on the "cat in a bong" Dude gets 90 days, says hes an animal abuser. He told his probation officer that if he disliked an animal, i "would not be wasting pot on it."

    Maybe he was watching PORNO too, tht would certainly make him do something like this. :rolleyes:


    Neb. Man Who Smoked From Cat Bong Gets 90 Days - Local News Story - KETV Omaha

    LINCOLN, Neb. -- The Lincoln man who smoked marijuana from a makeshift bong that had a kitten stuffed inside is going to jail for 90 days.

    Lancaster County Judge Gale Pokorny also ordered 21-year-old Acea Schomaker to pay almost $1,200 in restitution to the Capitol Humane Society for its care of the kitten, which has since been adopted.

    Authorities charged Schomaker with animal cruelty in March after he was caught smoking pot from a contraption that had the cat stuffed inside its 12-by-6-inch base.

    Schomaker contends he's not an animal abuser. He told his probation officer that if he disliked an animal, he "would not be wasting pot on it."
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    #3 Jersey

    And must have terrible track marks from injecting dogs ;)

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