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  1. Harry Boy

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    Rock a bye baby in the tree top, goo goo ga ga

    God once brought a great flood upon the people, they say the next time it won't be water it will be fire (nukes) I wonder what God thinks about these f-cking freaks..........

    I didn't read the whole thing that Oprah women disgusts me, where on this mans body will the new baby emerge into this world, if this freak has a penis that means the baby will have to come out of his a$s hole, he will be the first person since the beginning of time to "Sh!t A Kid"------:singing:

    Some good pictures of the freak and the Slobbering Queen Oprah, how did he get knocked up, maybe he "f-cked himself"---:singing:

    Queen Oprah (hillary back stabber) slobbers over Pregnant Man
    http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/...h 'people may try to kill my baby'/article.do
     
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    I just read some more of this crap, I guess this "Thing" still has a Vagina so the other thing, (the kids mother/father) must have given her/him/it a regular screwing, I'm glad for the baby's sake, no sh!t.

    :bricks:
     
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    "Last Days". It is the end of the world as we have known it up to now. Things are going to change from here on out. All the weirdest of the weird is hitting the earth. Don't be surprised at *anything* you see or hear. Black will be called "white", and white will be called "black".

    If this bearded lady wants to call herself a "man", who can stop her. Somebody's crazy Uncle Albert probably used to say he was Queen Victoria. Been there, done that. Nuts is nuts.

    What's sad is that these two women cannot find good men to marry and have real families. Something is broken about American mating and family building.

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    What about pregnant women who never had sex? That's pretty creepy, too, no?
     
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    #24 Jersey

    Story is old news, we've already had :eek: a pregnant man.:eek:

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    I agree. That's why it did not happen because it cannot happen.

    :eek:


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    It sure is, I wonder if their fathers believe it when they tell them, Patters, maybe God did it----:D

    Little League Ball Game:

    "hey billy, is your father here"
    "i ain't got a father, never had one"
    "oh"

    There was a young girl from Cape Cod
    Who thought baby's all came from God
    But it wasn't the almighty
    Who lifted her nightie
    It was Roger The Lodger By God.

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    #24 Jersey

    Technically, it can happen but that would be too much information.
    Some teens have gotten pregnant by sperm that let's say swam
    the longer route than normal...olympic caliber sperm.:p
     
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    Technically. But Patters wasn't talking about technicalities, I don't think.

    :D

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    I was thinking of Mary. Eek.
     
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    So you agree that Baby jesus is the result of sexual copulation?
     
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    I know!! So was I!


    :eek:

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    Sexual "relations", please. It wasn't like a bull and a cow getting it on.

    Of course Jesus was born through normal sexual relations between his mother and his physical father. Read the story again:

    Luke 1:39-56

    [39] At that time Mary got ready and hurried to a town in the hill country of Judea, [40] where she entered Zechariah's home and greeted Elizabeth. [41] When Elizabeth heard Mary's greeting, the baby leaped in her womb, and Elizabeth was filled with the Holy Spirit. [42] In a loud voice she exclaimed: "Blessed are you among women, and blessed is the child you will bear! [43] But why am I so favored, that the mother of my Lord should come to me? [44] As soon as the sound of your greeting reached my ears, the baby in my womb leaped for joy. [45] Blessed is she who has believed that what the Lord has said to her will be accomplished!"

    [46] And Mary said:

    "My soul glorifies the Lord
    [47] and my spirit rejoices in God my Savior,
    [48] for he has been mindful
    of the humble state of his servant.
    From now on all generations will call me blessed,
    [49] for the Mighty One has done great things for me --
    holy is his name.
    [50] His mercy extends to those who fear him,
    from generation to generation.
    [51] He has performed mighty deeds with his arm;
    he has scattered those who are proud in their inmost thoughts.
    [52] He has brought down rulers from their thrones
    but has lifted up the humble.
    [53] He has filled the hungry with good things
    but has sent the rich away empty.
    [54] He has helped his servant Israel,
    remembering to be merciful
    [55] to Abraham and his descendants forever,
    even as he said to our fathers."

    [56] Mary stayed with Elizabeth for about three months and then returned home.


    Mary visited her cousin, Elizabeth. When Mary went there, she was not pregnant (Joseph was not the father), but when Mary left Elizabeth's home, Mary WAS pregnant.

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    No, he was taking a cheap shot at Christians. Typical.

    (and I'm not a Christian, but I can still think a cheap shot is a cheap shot...and probably unbecoming someone who's a "moderator".

    What? It's what "they" all yell about FTW every time he says something they don't like).

    :rolleyes:;)
     
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    It may have been intended as a cheap shot, but actually he raises a good point: how *did* Mary end up pregnant???? Long-time doctrine tells us that she had "virgin" birth (!!!!), but we all know that's impossible.

    So, how the heck did it happen?? Some things have been kept locked up until the time is right. "I have many things to tell you, but you are not yet ready to receive them." -- Jesus


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    How did Joe know that was Gods kid and not his-----:confused:
     
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    How does a man usually know when the child is not his???

    Hm-m-m....


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    This planet is coming to an end soon. My gf tried to explain this thing to me, and I had to change the subject about 30 seconds in. So, in keeping consistent, I'm leaving this thread about 30 seconds in. :D
     

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