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Man jailed for "carnal relations" with sheep

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  1. gomezcat

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    I told you that immigrants from Iraq are bad for 'ewe'.
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    You all tried that before... come on now. Quit denying it.
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    I guess we can't pull the wool over your eyes. :D
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    Am I the only one feeling sheepish about this thread?
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    Yeah, there is little substance in it and lots of woolly answers.
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    This whole thread is baaad. When he did the dirty deed was he listening to Ram?
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    We sent him to Australia to find the golden fleece.
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    Damn sheep was asking for it,
    such a liitle tease running around in the pasture like that:rolleyes:
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    Come here little sheep. Bend over and say Baaaa. Keep in mind that in certain southern states the guy would have had to marry the sheep.
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    Even if they were cousins? :eek:
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    Mmm ... actually it seems to be more of a man-goat thing:


    Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

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    A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
    The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders. They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi. "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.


    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm

    West Bay Man Marries Goat

    It had to happen eventually, and government officials decided no better time than the present ? a West Bay man has married his pet goat.
    West Bayer Corbin Bushebanks II petitioned the government to suspend laws forbidding marriage between man and beast ? and won. ?My first wife was a cow and my second wife was a *****,? Bushebanks said. ?Why couldn?t my third wife be a goat??
    The happy couple has been married for nearly three months, and although he gets a few odd looks when he ties her up outside his favourite local watering hole, he is not the least bit embarrassed that his wife has to be lead around on a rope and fed from a metal bucket.
    ?I love her just the way she is,? he said. ?I only wish her visits to the vet were covered under the government?s compulsory insurance policy.?

    http://cayblogger.typepad.com/my_weblog/2006/02/west_bay_man_ma.html
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    Mike-some of these southerners go to family reunions to get prom dates.
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    I worry about a backlash against immigrants when the Brits realize that their sex objects are being rougered by aliens.
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    #87 Jersey

    Those who do it say it's the same as a female vagina
    and they don't ask for your credit card when you're finished.
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    After thinking about it, marrying a goat would not be a bad thing. the goat would not complain about me smoking cigars or drinking beer, I could tie it out in the back yard during football telecasts, and if it ever really irritated me, I could make Jamaican pulled goat with it. Kind of like having your goat and eating it too.
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    ...and you don't have to listen properly when they talk to you, or cuddle them. :D
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    Gomez!!!
    Have some bricks!!! :bricks:

    I think it's about time that this thread got back to reality -- yup, women are great! Anyone out there who'd prefer waking up with a goat on the pillow next to them? No -- me neither (though with one or two I can remember it was a closer call than it should have been ...) :eek:
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    You don't have to read their mind all of the time also...

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