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    Man Claims ‘World’s Largest Penis’ Got Him Frisked At SFO

    July 17, 2012 3:35 PM

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    SAN FRANCISCO (CBS SF) – A man famous for having one of the largest penises on record told CBS San Francisco that he was recently frisked by TSA agents at San Francisco International Airport after they suspected he was hiding something in his pants.

    New York native Jonah Falcon, 41, said that he was returning from a weekend in San Francisco on July 9 when he was delayed by TSA agents who became curious about the bulge in his pants.

    “TSA didn’t know what to make of the massive bulge on my thigh. Even after I went through that body scanner that shows you naked,” Falcon wrote on his Twitter page.



    “They asked me if that’s a growth – and i said no, that’s my d**k,” he said in a phone interview with CBS SF.


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    Saw this a couple weeks ago on barstool...tooo funny.

    In the article El Pres linked to the TSA agents referred to it during their questioning of Mr. Falcon as a "biological weapon".

    hahahaha I guess you could say that it is.....
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    Harry don't worry. He got frisked for having the biggest one, not being the biggest one.:D

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