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  1. DarrylS

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    Not enough detail, and do not want to use tooo much imagination, but the old drug defense is hard at work, at least it is not the PDSTD defense...

    http://www.thisisthenortheast.co.uk/the_north_east/tyneside/news/NEWS1.html

    Pervert caught having sex with horse
    A PERVERT caught having sex with a horse has been banned from going into stables and fields anywhere in Britain if they contain horses.

    Mark Woollen, 33, admitted a charge of intercourse with an animal after he was caught exposing himself and indecently assaulting the horse, Molly, at stables in Wallsend, North Tyneside.

    Woollen also pleaded guilty at North Tyneside Magistrates' Court to stealing riding equipment between March 1 and March 30 from stables in North Tyneside, and possessing a small amount of cannabis resin and amphetamines.

    Speaking from his home after his court appearance, Woollen said: "I cannot say it was a mistake - it was more than that.

    "Everything went downhill after I got into drugs. I would like to apologise to the owners for all the hurt I have caused them."
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    #87 Jersey

    I saw that...hard to imagine where this guys brain is or isn't.
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    i never understood why people even considered having sex with animals nowadays? Not like there's THAT big of a shortage on finding a woman.
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    There's just no f-ing way I'm clicking that link. Wouldn't do it if you paid me.
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    #15 Jersey

    Ah, I've got to go see a man about a horse, or something like that.
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    He would have to be F*cking English, wouldn't he? :mad:
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    Drugs don't make you wanna bone a horse! What a mongoloid.
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    you're afraid to click a link to a newspaper's website? Jesus christ....that's weak as hell
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    I've nearly had to burn the eyes out of my head too many times in the past. I'm just not interested in seeing a man have sex with a horse, again.
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    haha god, you actually think there's going to be pictures? You actually think somebody TOOK pictures in the first place?

    jesus christ, seriously. Maybe if the address was "www.horseporn.com" or something, but uhh..it's to a newspaper, get real.
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    this is the great thing about looking through the archives. You come across gems like this you missed the first time around.

    So did Patters defend this guy? Did Christians get blamed?
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    Wasn't there a woman who died because she was "horsing" around????
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    What's funny (sort of) about this is that a similar thing just happened down here (central Virginia). It didn't really make the papers but a friend of mine got hired on with the sheriff's department last fall (October i think). He started in "animal control" before moving to the road and the first case he caught was similar. They had just finished investigating (and arresting) a guy who had a small stable on his property. Apparently this guy built a stage or deck that he could back the horse into to have his way with it (to get everything on a level playing field so to say) The sick part is this was not some weirdo drugged out but a "normal" guy

    I wonder how this guys wife felt? Some real weirdo's out there!
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    Normal?!?!

    This is NORMAL?!?!

    HMMMMMMMMM...
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    Um, if NEM is "banned" who is that with 20,000 plus posts who replied on this thread?? :confused:
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    Look at the date, he responded last year before he was banned
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    What i meant was he was a "normal" guy in that he owned a house, had a job, ect.... not some weirdo that everyone thought was a weirdo,,,,apparently everyone who knew him thought he was a normal guy
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    Thanks. I figured there had to be some sort of rational explanation...
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    With a name like "Woollen", I wonder why he chose a horse?
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    There was a guy in a town a few hundred miles away from where I'm from.

    He was from the New England area. Bar Jonah I think his name is.

    http://www.mayhem.net/Crime/bar-jonah.html

    Some say he was a normal guy as well...

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