Not enough detail, and do not want to use tooo much imagination, but the old drug defense is hard at work, at least it is not the PDSTD defense... http://www.thisisthenortheast.co.uk/the_north_east/tyneside/news/NEWS1.html Pervert caught having sex with horse A PERVERT caught having sex with a horse has been banned from going into stables and fields anywhere in Britain if they contain horses. Mark Woollen, 33, admitted a charge of intercourse with an animal after he was caught exposing himself and indecently assaulting the horse, Molly, at stables in Wallsend, North Tyneside. Woollen also pleaded guilty at North Tyneside Magistrates' Court to stealing riding equipment between March 1 and March 30 from stables in North Tyneside, and possessing a small amount of cannabis resin and amphetamines. Speaking from his home after his court appearance, Woollen said: "I cannot say it was a mistake - it was more than that. "Everything went downhill after I got into drugs. I would like to apologise to the owners for all the hurt I have caused them."