From this weeks mad mag: 1. Yeshiva University, the Israeli government and Mort's Deli in Milwaukee are all run by the Jews. 2. The logo on the underwood deviled ham can is satanic. 3. Al Gore actually fixed the florida vote count against himself, because he couldn't bear to host the hated red sox at the White House. (Yes, of course the 2004 world series was fixed well in advance. You didn't know?) 4. Traffic lights are really a government program to control drivers by means of electronic devices. More to come...!