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    The first one is simple and it involves Brady. I will call it the 'eye of the tiger' as he reminds me of someone who just got pummeled by clubber Lang. It comes down to a simple equation.

    (Carl weathers + Lindsey vonn) - gisele bundchen = 3 consecutive rings

    Carl weathers can provide the same emotional rescue he has done in movies for decades.....he can even use the fake hand from happy Gilmore.

    Lindsey vonn will provide the kind of personal inspirational support that you know she can simply by looking at her 'eyes'

    Bundchen......addition by subtraction at this point.....there is simply no room in football for a poodle.
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    In before Practice Squad move.

    I think we might just have our Worst Thread of 2012, ladies and gentlemen. Well, at least until everyone starts crying about our trading of a first round draft pick in April.
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    it was simply some humor to try to soothe the sobbing masses

    the blaming should have ended yesterday

    lighten up
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    No offense but your obsession with Lindsey Vonn in multiple threads is kind of creepy, in my opinion.
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    The suckitude of your posts is increasing at an alarming rate, alternating between the incoherently irrelevant and carelessly offensive. You should go away for a while and if that's not possible, at least stop starting threads here for the immediate future.
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    in what way?

    in some ways, its a valid point.

    right now, brady is a better executing QB than he was during any superbowl winning season. but I do think he has lost something in terms of executing under pressure. there was a time when 'pocket presence' was his leading attribute.......that almost does not exist now. it is now like he needs a sterile environment in order to function at his 'successful level'.

    you have to go all the way back to 2004 to come up with a real solid playoff game by brady against a championship contending team.

    the last couple of years, his stats are built on the backs of lousy teams and when it comes to a real challenge, he has faltered. gone are the days of outstanding execution against supposed superior teams. the opportunity was to have this play out like it did in 2001. gone are the same instincts that made him execute the way he use to at CRITICAL TIMES.
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    stop sulking
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    Excellent thread for discussion in this forum.
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    yesterday, herald had a piece named "Giselle or Jinxelle!!" That was a funny satire (you better hope) as to how Giselle has affected Brady over the years.
    Then when I tuned in to TBS and caught a movie with Bridget Moynahan :eek:

    It was freaky man.. to be honest, I longed for those days :D

    anything to comfort the wounded psyche, I guess ;)
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    And all of that is due to his being married to a woman you never met but have decided that you don't like, as opposed to his being with your fantasy girl.




    Yeah, that makes perfect sense to me; I have no idea why nobody has seen such an obvious reason for the Patriots not able to win more championships.

    And here I was thinking the thread blaming the loss on the curse of the MHK patch was a reach.
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