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Well, here at Staff College we want to learn from failure, whether that's free agent failure (Adalius), trade failure (Burgess) or draft failure (Chad Jackson). The assigned question was: which strategy is best?, but, of course, it's an impossible question. The obvious truth is that if you execute any of them badly you will fail. As for the options that BB should consider, the only rational answer is: all of the above.
However (and seriously for a minute) if I were the coach of the Patriots, the thing that I would be doing immediately was getting in touch with Adalius Thomas.
SCENE ONE
AD: Yeah, what?
BB: Adalius, this is Bill Belichick.
AD: Uh, Coach -- what's up?
BB: I'm doing fine, thanks. I'm not going to ask you what you're doing, because I know. You're sitting on your couch in your living room. And do you want to know how I know? That's because I'm sitting at the end of your driveway.
AD: Uh, so why are you here?
BB: It's not because I want to see how many Ferraris you've bought with all that money we dumped in your lap, it's because we need to talk, just the two of us -- no Bart Scott, no Rex Ryan, just us.
SCENE TWO
AD: All right, what have you got to say?
BB: See, Adalius, it's quite simple. You think that by being a pain in the butt, talking to reporters, stirring things in the locker room, you're going to shoot your way out of town. But you signed a contract, buddy, and so, take it from me, it's not going to happen that way. Believe me. I know. It's my decision. So what we have to talk about is this. What sort of a career do you want in New England? If it hasn't happened the way that you wanted, why not? How can we make it work better? If you and I can find a way to do that, let's start here today. If not ... well you'll just have to get used to living in the dog house ...
How it would really go.....
SCENE ONE
AD: Yeah, what?
BB: Adalius, this is Bill Belichick.
AD: "click".......dial tone