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    With a good lawyer he should be able to get off.

    For example, most stores have a "no shirt, no shoes, no service policy"

    They really have no leg to stand on when I walk in sans pants.
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    PFT already captured him in his new game threads:

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    I just want one reporter to ask him, "While I don't condone it, i can understand driving drunk. But can you explain driving naked? Was there an invisible woman in the car?"
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    I don't understand why driving in the nude is a crime. Unless you vehicle is made out of some transparent material, who could even tell?
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    On www.fark.com, the headline for this story described it very briefly, then went on to read something like "currently in talks to become Lions QB since it was the longest drive in club history". Thought it was a nice touch.
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    I see a lot of young attractive women driving naked when I'm out driving.

    Maybe it's just the way I see them with my Xray vision. :D
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    They should arrest Millen while they're at it... Simply because it should be illegal to be that massive of a complete moron.
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    Well if you are driving a Camry in the buff and someone else comes along in an SUV with their kids in the back then...
    It's also illegal to drive without shoes on.
    A couple years back I heard of a case wher a guy was arrested because he had porn playing on the video of his car and ohers could seeit in the displays on the back of the seats.
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    That was truly a bizarre occurence. They said the second one he was driving drunk but I'll bet my paycheck that he was under the influence when he decided to drive around in the nude. Now *that's* embarrassing to both the owners, team and fans.:rofl:
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    A Ford Explorer might be more difficult to look into than a Camry, since he was a D-line coach, he just may have been a tad large too...Nice to see Matt Millen and his staff are doing their due diligence. :confused:

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