Lion's coach arrested

Discussion in 'PatsFans.com - Patriots Fan Forum' started by ClosingTime, Sep 7, 2006.

  1. ClosingTime

    ClosingTime On the Game Day Roster

  2. JoeSixPat

    JoeSixPat Pro Bowl Player

    With a good lawyer he should be able to get off.

    For example, most stores have a "no shirt, no shoes, no service policy"

    They really have no leg to stand on when I walk in sans pants.
     
  3. Bertil

    Bertil Third String But Playing on Special Teams

    PFT already captured him in his new game threads:

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  4. ClosingTime

    ClosingTime On the Game Day Roster

    I just want one reporter to ask him, "While I don't condone it, i can understand driving drunk. But can you explain driving naked? Was there an invisible woman in the car?"
     
  5. Ahriman

    Ahriman Third String But Playing on Special Teams

    I don't understand why driving in the nude is a crime. Unless you vehicle is made out of some transparent material, who could even tell?
     
  6. CheerforTom

    CheerforTom Third String But Playing on Special Teams

    On www.fark.com, the headline for this story described it very briefly, then went on to read something like "currently in talks to become Lions QB since it was the longest drive in club history". Thought it was a nice touch.
     
  7. PATSNUTme

    PATSNUTme Paranoid Homer Moderator Staff Member PatsFans.com Supporter

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    I see a lot of young attractive women driving naked when I'm out driving.

    Maybe it's just the way I see them with my Xray vision. :D
     
  8. QuiGon

    QuiGon Banned

    They should arrest Millen while they're at it... Simply because it should be illegal to be that massive of a complete moron.
     
  9. bakes781

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  10. ClosingTime

    ClosingTime On the Game Day Roster

    Well if you are driving a Camry in the buff and someone else comes along in an SUV with their kids in the back then...
    It's also illegal to drive without shoes on.
    A couple years back I heard of a case wher a guy was arrested because he had porn playing on the video of his car and ohers could seeit in the displays on the back of the seats.
     
  11. Pattie

    Pattie On the Roster

    That was truly a bizarre occurence. They said the second one he was driving drunk but I'll bet my paycheck that he was under the influence when he decided to drive around in the nude. Now *that's* embarrassing to both the owners, team and fans.:rofl:
     
  12. Box_O_Rocks

    Box_O_Rocks PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

    A Ford Explorer might be more difficult to look into than a Camry, since he was a D-line coach, he just may have been a tad large too...Nice to see Matt Millen and his staff are doing their due diligence. :confused:

     
    Last edited: Sep 7, 2006

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