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Letter to Sen Carry from the Troops in Iraq

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  1. patsfan13

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    Circulating among the military:

    SENATOR JOHN KERRY
    304 RUSSELL
    SENATE OFFICE BUILDING
    WASHINGTON DC 20510


    DEAR SENATOR KERRY:


    WE ARE STILL LAUGHING OVER HERE IN IRAQ AT YOUR JOKE ABOUT THE TROOPS BEING DUMB.


    WE DO RECOGNIZE THAT YOU ARE A LOT SMARTER THAN WE ARE BECAUSE YOU WERE ABLE TO GET OUT OF COMBAT IN THREE MONTHS. THIS IS WHY WE ARE SEEKING YOUR ADVICE. PLEASE GIVE US GUIDANCE.


    1.) WHERE IS THE LEAST PAINFUL AREA ON THE BODY TO INFLICT A WOUND?


    2.) DOES IT HAVE TO BLEED OR WILL A SCRATCH DO?


    3.) WHERE DO YOU GET THE FORMS TO FILL OUT RECOMMENDING YOURSELF FOR A PURPLE HEART?


    4.) DO YOU NEED A WITNESS? IF SO, HOW MUCH DOES THAT COST?


    5.) ARE THREE PURPLE HEARTS STILL GOOD FOR A TRIP HOME?


    6.) WHAT IS A REALISTIC PERIOD OF TIME IN WHICH TO ACQUIRE THESE WOUNDS? LESS THAN THREE MONTHS SOUNDS A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS EVEN TO US.


    THANKS FOR YOUR HELP AND KEEP THE JOKES COMING.


    JUST A DUMB G.I.




    ;)

    Remember the terrorist are counting on You voting for the dems tomorrow!
  2. ELOrocks17

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    You forgot the most important question,


    1. Senator Kerry, You called yourself a war criminal in front of congress...why arnt you in prison?

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