'Knocked Up II?' Try 'Patriot Games II: There Will Be Blood'

[weswelker#83]

It's only a matter of time before it happens. Someone is going to make a huge, big-budget movie out of the 2007 season of the New England Patriots.

The Patriots have everything Hollywood loves: drama, scandal, hunks, babes and videotapes. Or, as Tom Brady calls all of those things: Saturday night.


http://cbs.sportsline.com/columns/story/10554163

 

[Patriots Nation NY]

When did Tom go out with Sandra Bullock? .. Just kidding

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Some of his casting suggestions are freakin hilarious...
Scott Pioli: Al Pacino.
Eric Mangini: Joe Pesci. Great rat face.
Busted Patriots' videographer: Christopher Walken. One of the all-time great movie bad guys.
Rodney Harrison: Wesley Snipes.
Wes Welker: Val Kilmer.
Tedy Bruschi: The Rock.
Matt Light: Gary Busey.
Offensive coordinator Josh McDaniels: Macaulay Culkin.
PR man Stacey James: John Cusack.
Key Patriots opponents: Tony Romo (Kevin Bacon), Ray Lewis (Forest Whitaker), Eli Manning (Sean Penn reprising his Fast Times at Ridgemont High role), Andy Reid (James Gandolfini) and Tom Coughlin (Danny Aiello).
Ed Hochuli: Hulk Hogan.
Sports editor of the Boston Globe: Michael Keaton.
Boston Herald beat writer: Halle Berry.
Obnoxious Pats fan: The guy in the cafeteria on those NFL Network commercials.
Obnoxious Jets fan: Steve Buscemi.

 

[Run DMC]

That list is one of the funniest things I have ever read, especially Busey as Matt Light! ROFLMAO.

 

[The Boston Patriot]

These are particularly good!

Eric Mangini: Joe Pesci. Great rat face.
Busted Patriots' videographer: Christopher Walken. One of the all-time great movie bad guys.

 

[Patriotic]

"The Undefeated"
Bill Belichick - Robert De Niro
Bob Kraft - Gene Hackman
Gloomy Jet Fan - Woody Allen
Belichick's Secret Hitman - Jack Nicholson
Snowplow Guy - Pee Wee Herman
Mercury Morris - Himself
Don Shula - Mark Henderson

 

[363839]

And of course William Shatner as Robert Kraft.

 

[363839]

Bill Belichick would be a great role for DeNiro to play.
I love the casting of Snipes for Rodney.

 

[Halifax_Pats_Fan]

These are particularly good!

Eric Mangini: Joe Pesci. Great rat face.
Busted Patriots' videographer: Christopher Walken. One of the all-time great movie bad guys.

I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell...

 

[RayClay]

I kind of like Chris Walken as Belichick.

The press conference......with pauses.

It's.....day....to day. I'm.....not a........doctor.

And Ice Cube as Randy Moss? please. They could hardly look less alike.

It's got to be someone long and lanky.

Playing Randy Moss....Bootsy Collins. Please make it happen.

Mangini=Flounder from animal House

 

[zarakotas5]

Playing Randy Moss....Bootsy Collins. Please make it happen.

I never would've thought of that, but THAT is beautiful casting.

 

[PYPER]

Matt Damon needs to play Tom Brady. I'm still not convinced that they're actually different people.