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  1. Keegs

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    I just read the thread about Trading branch. Not sure if i agree or disagree but it didnt deserve the response it got from some people on here who think that because they have been posting on here and jerkin the same people off for a couple years, that their opinions are worth more than the newer posters.

    I'd say im new on here, less than 6 months. I dont know how many posts i have. I think if you actually count your posts you are a jerkoff. I could care less. If you want to put it on your resume, go ahead, its not for me tho. For me, its in the same boat as how many chest hairs you have, i just dont care and i dont think a lot of people do either. I'm just here to talk about football and joke around when its slow.

    Not sure what the point of calling someone is a newbie tho. Because they are new to this site? They could be pats fans for longer than you are and u wouldnt know so using this word as an attempt to irritate someone else or put yourself on a pedestel is a dick move.

    I don't value anyone's opinion on here more than another poster's. You shouldn't either.
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    I have four chest hairs. I just thought I would share. :rocker:
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    You might want to look into waxing. Could clear that right up for ya.
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    i have sporadic (sp?) chest hair like a 12 year old. its not very impressive.
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    ....................:) Well said :)
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    Dear Mr. Newbie,
    1.) You can discover the number of posts by looking to the upper right near the persons ID.
    2.) You can't use the word d**k in that manner.
    3.) Post# + d**k = Newbie
    4.) Good luck with your chest hair.
    Delightfully yours,
    Mr. Digger44
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    Newbie- word used by nerds to describe how cool they are.

    you truly are a jerkoff. You and your buddies from the 3000 post circle jerk club and kiss my ass. I'm just going to respond to your posts even more now.
    Damn that will be like killiing 2 birds with one stone. Then maybe ill get more posts and can be in your cool club.

    Lol please tell me your not a grown man.
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    I can see considering someone new, if they only have 10-20 posts, but I don't think 200 counts as new. I have been here longer than some folks that have over 4000, but I still have less than 2000.

    I'm not sure what this newbie stuff is getting at.
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    Dude, I gotta thank you. I have been reading your posts this morning and just laughing so much. You really do have comic talent. I don't want to kiss your *** (can't type that word) because I am not into fast food. TY for the entertainment. As far as responding to my posts more, get in line. husker is first as the Stalker, but you can join the fanclub he started.
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    You make a strong case. Not the one you wanted to make, alas, but one nevertheless.

    Now carry my mouse back to the locker room, rookie.
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    So as I understand it, the quality of a post's words must be filtered through the number of posts next to the ID. Hmm...I've been around here for years, but have under 1000 posts (probably because I seldom respond to threads like this one). So just to clarify, how stupid are my posts allowed to be? If I post 500 more times this week am I permitted one free post comparing Le Kevin Smith to Merlin Olsen?
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    I'm sorry patchick, that wasn't my point. My point was to let him know how many posts he has. Sombody "new" to the board may not know that they are listed there. You posts can be a stupid as you wish. My wasn't literal, just humor.
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    Olsen was by far the better announcer of the two. (Sits back and watches.....)
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    Same back atcha. And thanks for the permission to stupefy, but I think I'll hold back on my Merlin Olsen threat...for now...
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    you got it
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    Le Kevin would have gotten "Father Murphy" renewed for another season.
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    and the 3000 post circle jerk continues. wow im impressed.
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    Let the circle be unbroken, by and by Lord, by and by..............
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    #75 Jersey

    I think that you might want to start getting with the program.

    If you have been here for years, how can you avoid posting numorous stupid comments. People are going to start thinking that you are here for serious football discussions.

    There is really no limit on how stupid the post can be. Now I'm going back to the Cheerleader thread ,where I belong.:rocker:
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    hahaha.

    I think it all comes down to:

    "Ahh, I see my Schwartz is bigger than yours."
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    If you don't like it, why do you stay in the middle? :D
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    i think its hilarious and very entertaining.
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    #50 Jersey

    You seriously need to take a valium or something. If you couldn't tell that he was jerking your chain, then you need some serious help.
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    Not from the this board! Just the other one and I believe it will be a permanent Vacation. ;)
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    #50 Jersey

    It is hilarious and entertaining to watch you totally over-react to things.

    Seious question. Are you an adult?
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    of course i know that. But before he thought it was cool to call other people newbies and i thought it was stupid. before he wasn't joking.

    so thats what im addressing.
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    Seriously guys....Is David Patten gunna make the team or not?
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    #50 Jersey

    Well, you don't act like you know it. Honestly. And, considering that even in companies today, the term NEWBIE is used by people to refer to new hires. So, to get all upset about it really doesn't make much sense.
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    Dear Oh Almighty Knowing Newbie (OAKN for short),

    Thank you so much for clarifying what somebody meant when they said something. It amazes me how you know so much about nothing. Was that your college major? Maybe you should stick to the underwater basket weaving. You have no clue what somebody else means or doesn't mean. Heck, you don't have a clue whatsoever. But I do want to thank you for electing yourself the VP of my fan club. I hope that valium thing works out for ya.

    Thankfuly Yours,
    Digger44

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